There is only me in the office so apart from making myself laugh like a mong, no one would notice.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY OF THESE IDEAS SERIOUSLY WHY BOTHER ASKING?????1!!??!?!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I AM TAKING THEM SERIOUSLY BUT SO FAR NO-ONE HAS COME UP WITH ANYTHING EXCITING AND DO-ABLE!!!???!.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Oh well if its only you in the office
then you should make the most of it and sit around in your pants or something listening to death metal.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply)

this sounds like a good plan
I've had too much sugar, and have bugger all work to do. how am I going to cope with this afternoon?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:27, Reply)

If I worked from home its all I'd ever do
Ah too much sugar hey... so you'll be feeling really rough in about an hours time then... I would suggest continuing the sugar rush by cramming more sweets in your face or finding a dib dab for emergency use.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I like the idea of an emergency Dib dab.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Replace every item in your work's First Aid kit
with Dib Dabs, swizzlesticks and McCowan's toffee
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I used to have one at my old office in a little box
It was my 'I'm crashing and I need a sugar boost' essential.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Did you snort the sherbet
and melt the lollipop on a spoon to take intravenously?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Nope I just tore the
packet open with my teeth and poured the contents in my mouth, 30 seconds later I was good to go!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I reckon you'd dissolve if we put you in water
Will DiT still love you when you're a toothless diabetic?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:36, Reply)

of course he will
toothless = great head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Probably
Hmmm... he does tell me if I get fat he'll leave me.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Test that theory.
Get fat and see what he does.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Meh
That would take a lot of effort. I eat masses as it is, I'm not sure how much more I could eat. I think I'll get to 30 and I'll burst or something, eventually I'll get fat, currently its just a waiting game.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

or a... ... ... weighting game,

shut up
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Hey hey!
That was funny... well I laughed!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:47, Reply)

I think that you must be drunk.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I've only had one or two
ales
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

yes!
I am a millionaire!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Oh, chompy
how awful
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:47, Reply)

You're just upset you
didn't think of it first!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Are you one of those evil people with a high metabolism?

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I think I'm one of those odd people
That’s constant laughing burns fat... that and my printer is at the other end of the office so every 5 seconds I'm running around for paper.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)

I think one of those people
That’s constant laughing burns fat... that and my printer is at the other end of the office so every 5 seconds I'm running around for paper.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Ah
Your strikethroughs just confuse me, what are you trying to say!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

'I'm one of those odd people'
Would be all that's left of your post
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Thanks
I couldn't be bothered to work it out!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

nope
it would just say "I'm odd"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Oh are you
Well, don't let it get you down hey! Mwahahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:51, Reply)

that's not how those work and you knows it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I'm feeling pretty bad now
stupid birthday brownies and millionaires shortbread.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I know you're trying but it wouldn't really excite me.
It would make me giggle but only for a short while.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Bums
I am very trying, ask Vipros, its his joke of the fortnight! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

it's not a joke
it's true :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Ahhhhhhhh
You're so funny my sides have actually split!

MEDIC!!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

She's so trying
that now she has to go for a conversion

/rugby joke
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Hehe
That's not bad actually, well done!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:35, Reply)

*prouds*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:35, Reply)

*applauds*
can't remember what it was for, but yesterday, me and Mrs V performed the loudest high five ever. Practically crippled her, and left my hand tingling for about 5 minutes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

You and your Mrs.
Bonkers! the pair of you.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

eh?
why's that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I was being sarcastic.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

so we're not bonkers?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Sorry!
The joke hasn't worked well.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:47, Reply)

nope
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)