ive done that
it is a huge exertion

my wife hated it, and people on the street just think you are a tit :EDIT even more of a tit (thanks BGB)

i took to wearing hawaian shirts in the end

just to wallow in it

i was stopped by the police for speeding in my sportscar with my moustache and hawaian shirt (no honestly) i asked the plod if i would have to have my picture taken for a criminal record

he asked with some suspicion. why?

and i told him i was growing the tache for charidee and would hate to think that would be how i looked on the national police computer

he let me off
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You ARE a tit.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:20, Reply)

your right i should edit

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:31, Reply)

I disagree
You're not a tit, you're Magnum PI
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:33, Reply)

No, he is a tit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:47, Reply)

yeah thanks for that
i hadnt realised
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 23:11, Reply)

This only makes me want to grow a massive walrus tache
and smash some windows.
You're not helping.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:34, Reply)