A hot sausage roll
A big greasy one. My body is demanding complex fats and protein and salt.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I had a cold one yesterday.
But when it repeated on me it tasted like corned beef pasty.

Bakery fail?
(TheColonel, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Possibly, but cold sausage rolls are the devil's turds wrapped in his own foreskin
They need to be hot to work and even then it's a lottery. I love them, but couldn't face them for nearly a year after having one that seemed to contain more bits of bone and other stuff than "meat". I think the wrong bit of the pig fell into the mechanical meat reclaimer.

Fortunately, I'm cured now.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Sounds suspicious
It was probably rat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:50, Reply)