I've just had a craving for a jam doughnut with lots of sugar on the outside.
It was a delightful thought, as I haven't had one for yeeeaaaaars, and I don't know where the thought wandered in from.

What are you craving?
Or talk about doughnuts.
Your choice.
(TheColonel, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:13, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm craving attention.
LOOK AT ME GODDAMIT!
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Not enough doughnuts
4/10
(TheColonel, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Story of my life.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Yeah, I'm looking.
Now what?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Erm.......
*poses*
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I gave you all that attention for THAT?
I made a cup of tea, provided you with military-grade attention and everything.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

You caught me off guard.
People on here usually just ignore me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Ah, fair enough
Should I bear that in mind in future? Or will next time be different?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Next time will be different.
It's just a phase I'm going through.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Like this week's QOTW effects?
That does seem to have had a powerful effect on you. Surely you must be relieved that it's almost over. Maybe we'll have a more sobering subject this coming week to give you a good chance to recover.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

God I hope so.
A subject akin to a bucket of cold water being dumped over me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

How about:
"I actually watched paint dry once just to see how boring it was. What extraordinarily tedious thing have you done that's so fucking soul-destroying in its uninspiring blandness that you're astonished that all the cells in your body didn't spontaneously give up? Describe this event in enormous detail. The more words the better."
- Suggested by Deadly Octopus
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Gosh! I feel better already : )
Unfortunately I'm having a massage tonight so I'll probably get the horn again.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:00, Reply)

One step forwards, three steps back, eh?
Perhaps you should consider something less horn-inducing, or just go with the flow and indulge in an evening of self-entertainment?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Meh!
Can't cancel my appointment now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07, Reply)

You should stop this before he asks for pictures.

(TheColonel, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I suspect he knows how old I am so I'm not really worried about that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:08, Reply)

PANDA ACCUSATIONS

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:31, Reply)

A hot sausage roll
A big greasy one. My body is demanding complex fats and protein and salt.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I had a cold one yesterday.
But when it repeated on me it tasted like corned beef pasty.

Bakery fail?
(TheColonel, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Possibly, but cold sausage rolls are the devil's turds wrapped in his own foreskin
They need to be hot to work and even then it's a lottery. I love them, but couldn't face them for nearly a year after having one that seemed to contain more bits of bone and other stuff than "meat". I think the wrong bit of the pig fell into the mechanical meat reclaimer.

Fortunately, I'm cured now.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Sounds suspicious
It was probably rat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Burgers
Preferably with Bacon & Cheese.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:46, Reply)

A gourmet one?
Or a burger-van one? Or maybe one of those microwave Rustlers ones...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Large mocha and a double choc-chip cookie
And I'm going to have one right now.

There are other things I also crave currently but it's working hours.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I do have an urge for spearmint polos.
Best of all the mints.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Funny
After all your consternation at QOTW answers this week, I thought it was going to be an urge for Spearmint Rhino, not polos
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Did you ever try Skittles mints?
They had:

Spearmint
Peppermint
Toffeemint
Eggmint
Royalmint
Linuxmint



....i think.
(TheColonel, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Nope, never tried them.
My all time favorite is spearmint chews but they play havoc with your teeth.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Krispy Kreme
are making special spooky doughnuts for Halloween - I am going to buy 6 or 12 this weekend... I'm currently undecided how many to get of each!! I'll be in a sugar coma by about 10pm on Saturday night!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:14, Reply)

*googles*
Nearest shop is 103 miles away from me.

:(
(TheColonel, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Awww boooo!
Where are you? Maybe you have a Tesco near you that has one of those little stands? I can't remember whether they include the Tesco stands in their search facility on the Krispy Kreme website!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Up Norf
Middlesbrough.

Worst place to live in the UK according to ch4.
(TheColonel, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Yay! Rubbish towns is the new QOTW.
I now feel like a 90 year old nun with a phobia about willies.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

The MK bullying has begun
www.b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/post553642
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Aww
I'm leaving MK alone for this one, I might post about Buxton or Kendal or maybe even Barnstaple... I've bashed Cambridgeshire enough in previous posts.

EDIT: Hunstanton is pretty 'special' too!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)

yeah... you'd better leave mk alone
*threatening stare*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

We need some MK solidarity here
City of Dreams
(Concrete Cow, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I'm tempted to fire up the meat puppet
and write a lengthy yarn about something.

I'm up to my eyes in work - more than I've had in ...bloody hell...more work that I've had in YEARS.
Therefore it's time to start posting to QOTW again.
Perhaps.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Ooooh
I really fancy a Jaffa Cake at the moment... yum
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Have you tried the lime ones?
As opposed to the usual ones which contain mostly apricot.

/pub fact
(TheColonel, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:33, Reply)

really?
not orange?

what are the lime ones like?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I've not tried them,
Delicious presumably.

Yea, you can have that one for free mate
(TheColonel, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Parkin.
I want Parkin! Don't know why mind.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:51, Reply)