i am bored...
what would jesus do?
(g-rex, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:21, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

turn water into wine
drink and be merry
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

He would spit on his fingers, stick one in each of your ears,
then shout at you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Yesterday on shuffle
A track by "G-Love and the Special Sauce" came on and I thought of Gonz.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

He would MTFU.
And spread the word.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:35, Reply)

i think..
.. i'll just make a tuna mayo and sweetcorn sandwich
(g-rex, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

More importantly: what would Journey do?
Escape 1, 2:02: Don't stop believing. Hold onto that feeling. May the streetlight person in each of us have the courage to listen.

Devotional meditation: Have I ever stopped believing? In life, in love, in Journey? When weighed down by the cares of the world, have I let go of that feeling? Have I taken a midnight train going anywhere?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Stick a fork in a plug socket

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

jesus
would not have access to a plug socket. plenty of access to crosses and traitors though.
(g-rex, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)

If he came back now
there are plenty of plug sockets around, you didn't specify that it would be a Roman-era Jesus
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

or................
we could have a name calling contest.....

you mentally retarded little spunkfuck.
(g-rex, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:33, Reply)

not
very Jesusey eh?
(g-rex, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Who are you talking to
you ginormous spastic?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:53, Reply)

wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
*holy splooge*
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:45, Reply)