Hugh Jackman
Let's see if he can use his Wolverine powers to get him out of that one. I'd also spend years slowly killing him with poison!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You're only bitter because he's so damned handsome
and you're, well... B3tan
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Handsome my arse
He looks like what lives in my shed already.

He needs to be locked up so he can't destroy any more films.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

The ladies love him
and to be fair the films he's in are rubbish to begin with, I can't imagine any other other actor being able to save the shite that was Van Helsing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Fuck me
that was POOR, wasn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

The worst film I've seen in decades
even Kate Beckinsale's tight outfit couldn't save that one
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Ye Gods
Never mention that film again.

You've got to remember that a lot of ladiez are far too easily swayed by what the media says.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Don't generalise about women
all the bitches and ho's in the world hate when guys do that
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Oh Yeah I forgot
It's a bit like what you just did then.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I'm allowed to
because I'm aware of the female population's lower IQs and weaknesses, and I'm able to exploit them
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Yes Bert
We believe you. Millions wouldn't but we do.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:46, Reply)

I would dive into this one
but it's unfair to fight with the unarmed.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Unarmed?
I couldn't possibly be unarmed. You see, they stop my shoulders fraying at the ends
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Nice.
Very nice.


*tick*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Hi
sings
I've got arms, and I know how to use 'em
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

My point precisely
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Your
Lecturer is showing.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Shit.
I'll cover it up. A longer skirt maybe?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Some people like that sort of thing

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)