Jealousy is a nasty emotion.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm not jealous, I'm intrigued
All I've seen of him is that he types like a child, and has the dullest website in the world, in the most migraine-inducing shade of orange that I've ever seen. Seriously, was FaceBook not good enough for him?

I want to know why he's so admired and loved, I'll have to attend a bash to find out for myself.

EDIT and if you all love him so much, how come you're not going to his birthday bash? The poor guy's going to be stuck, crying into his beer and cake, with the likes of clendrix, Herr Doktor Lemminge and mistaspakkaman. Poor bloke
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:23, Reply)

It's Halloween
Those of us with real life friends are doing stuff with them instead.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Ahhh.....
Poor Gonz isn't considered a 'real-life' friend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I'd love to be there but it's too far for me to go.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:48, Reply)

You could have made the effort
I spotted his birthday on there months ago. You'd have made the effort if it had been me, wouldn't you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Well yes but I haven't met you yet.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:05, Reply)

You'd only be disappointed

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Haha!
You too.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:12, Reply)

It's possible for me to be disappointed
and aroused at the same time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)