Gonz
What can you say about Gonz, I've met him now on two or three occasions and every time it feels like i'm standing in a smokey basement bar, a blues band are warming up in the corner. Suddenly a hush descends and a spotlight hits the middle of the stage and there he is, ripping out some red hot licks that seem to make your very soul tap it's feet and groove along.

I'd like to hope that some day it'll be like I'm jamming in the corner of a pub with some friends. Afterwards we're sitting at the bar having some beers when a shadow falls across us and a voice says "Hey, you guys we're alright". With that he winks, pats me on the shoulder and is gone.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 22:47, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think that's pretty spot on
Gonz is rather aces
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 23:05, Reply)

^This
...and a dab hand at accents, too!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 23:37, Reply)

What to say?
At first glance he seems like the nice guy who always finishes last. Then, looking further, you see one of the canniest blokes in London with a good heart to boot.

Top bloke.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 0:30, Reply)

Gonz, what can I say...
Gonz is the shining beacon in a dark dark world that we all aspire to be but know deep down that that's an unachievable goal, the best we can hope for is to be a pale imitation and hoping that we can get away with it.
(bill, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 4:38, Reply)

I'd well bung one up him

( broadsword, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 5:52, Reply)

When I see him in my mind's eye, he's always 6ft tall with sparkling eyes.
And then I get a little moist.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 8:36, Reply)

these replies are all excelllent
particularly broadsword's.

I haven't met the man, but so many of you can't be wrong.

He certainly seems like a thoroughly nice chap.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Christ's sake
how much pandering does one man need? WHY CAN I NOT SEE THE APPEAL?

He must do something absolutely outrageous at bashes, something I'm not aware of
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Jealousy is a nasty emotion.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:15, Reply)

I'm not jealous, I'm intrigued
All I've seen of him is that he types like a child, and has the dullest website in the world, in the most migraine-inducing shade of orange that I've ever seen. Seriously, was FaceBook not good enough for him?

I want to know why he's so admired and loved, I'll have to attend a bash to find out for myself.

EDIT and if you all love him so much, how come you're not going to his birthday bash? The poor guy's going to be stuck, crying into his beer and cake, with the likes of clendrix, Herr Doktor Lemminge and mistaspakkaman. Poor bloke
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:23, Reply)

It's Halloween
Those of us with real life friends are doing stuff with them instead.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Ahhh.....
Poor Gonz isn't considered a 'real-life' friend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I'd love to be there but it's too far for me to go.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:48, Reply)

You could have made the effort
I spotted his birthday on there months ago. You'd have made the effort if it had been me, wouldn't you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Well yes but I haven't met you yet.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:05, Reply)

You'd only be disappointed

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Haha!
You too.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:12, Reply)

It's possible for me to be disappointed
and aroused at the same time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)