Hehe
Your mother will be there remember... I don't think you'll be 'zen' for long
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:41, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

This gets better and better!
When we moved a drunk old man staggered down the road outside our flat and fell over a wall and we had to call an ambulance. It was a very trying day.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Haha
Maybe he was coming along to welcome you to your new home, he had some booze for you but got thirsty on the way and drank it... or maybe he was just a crazy drunk!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Sadly I think he was just a crazy drunk.
The ambulance service aren't terribly helpful I have to say. I told them a drunk old man was lying on the street bleeding and they said "will he still be there, I don't want to send an ambulance if he's going to move" then they told me to put pressure on the wound at which point I explained that there was no way in hell I was going to get some rancid drunks blood all over me and my mum took the phone off me and talked to them instead.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:52, Reply)

haha
it was bert
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Haha
Bless
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)