It's a copy'n'paste from /Talk because I love you both equaly
Ooooo Gonz, you CAD.
This month I was short on cash, so I thought "Fuck it, i'll cancel LA Fitness subscription". This month they've sent me really abrupt text messages, and today I phoned them up, and they told me that if I don't pay them today, it's going to a debt collection agency, so I paid them. I then told them that I want to cancil, and she got all shitty with me, didn't try to sweet talk me. "Just so you know, I'm recording this, and will make it public record*"

However, I've just rembered, I have a whole month and 12 day passes, so I'm going to give them to George, my local big issue man, so he can rest his over-worked feet in their new "WOW £419,000 REFIT", and I'm going to keep it in my pocket and give the tickets to all the lovely homeless people I come across every few days, so they can relax in a jacouzi/steam-room/swimming pool.


* At the time, I was thinking of fuckin up shitcunts social network stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:22, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

even though it's OT
I still gave you a click. Stick it to the man!
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:52, Reply)

Those cunts deserve everything they get
I had a subscription with LA Fitness which I took out knowing I'd be leaving the country within a year. I confirmed with the manager at the time --with a mate as witness-- that this would be fine and no cancellation fee would be incurred, as it was a subsidised work subscription.

Cancellation time came, they applied their fees (100 quid, cunts) and I was left with the excuse:

"Yeah, sorry, he was a bit of a lying cunt of a manager, which is why he was sacked six months ago"

I was sorely tempted to let it go to a debt collection agency as I doubt they have a branch in Tokyo, but I prefer to leave no loose ends behind. They'll go out of business soon, the arrogant shitrags.
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 5:37, Reply)

Nice one!
two good deeds a day every day.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Ilike this very much Gonz

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:59, Reply)