I give up.
Al, I cannot possibly compete with that list of epicness and so I shall have to kill myself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't think you should kill yourself
I quite like you and your mrs. I think on balance the world would be poorer for your passing.

Unless you do it in a really interesting way that makes the papers.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Fanx al
I have no real desire to off myself really, but I think being impaled upon my Dalek's gunstick might be a fitting way to go.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Especially if you could do it anally.
And while wearing women's underwear
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)