I've just got a naughty version of the new Slayer album.
Arsenal won 3-0 and I've been promised a curry for dinner tonight once the Mrs gets back from her shopping trip.

I think I'll have a croissant.

Why do you think your life is better than mine? Or why is it shit? Either way suits me fine.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:11, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I give up.
Al, I cannot possibly compete with that list of epicness and so I shall have to kill myself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I don't think you should kill yourself
I quite like you and your mrs. I think on balance the world would be poorer for your passing.

Unless you do it in a really interesting way that makes the papers.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Fanx al
I have no real desire to off myself really, but I think being impaled upon my Dalek's gunstick might be a fitting way to go.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Especially if you could do it anally.
And while wearing women's underwear
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Except maybe
I'm not particularly fond of Slayer, Arsenal can go fuck themselves and croissants are overrated.

Curry is win, though, I'll grant you that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

The croissant
was a metaphorical expression of my inner smug. I don't actually have one. But I really want one now.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Also
Don't get upset because your team aren't playing until Monday and are going to Yo-Yo between the Premiership and the Championship for the next few years.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Ain't that the truth?
We're doing a lot better than I anticpated this season but I think that's more down to luck a lot of the time rather than raw talent. Now that the fat barrow boy has taken the club off the market hopefully things can stabilise, but Hughton as full time manager? He might get us back up; if he does I wouldn't be surprised if we came straight back down again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I submit to your might, awesome epicness, oh great Al
All I have to counter you with is a half written essay, a lunch that was rubbish, and sore muscles.

I think I hate you now. Sorry.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Go ahead
I have no feelings about you one way or another. I feel no need to apologise.

Why are your muscles sore? Are you an unfit lardarse on the internet?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Unfit maybe
But I'm not one of those fatties. Think it was when I lifted heavy things last week. Stupid muscles.

I remember when you used to love me Al. Back in your goat-felching days. A better time, I'd say.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Where did our love go?
Why did we stop communicating, what happened to let us drift apart like this?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Erm, I think I stopped turning up for our dates
That would probably do it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Yeah, I did think it was your fault.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

YOU NEVER ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY!
That's why things actually fell apart :(
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Dear god, get a room you two

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Can't compete with you on the curry
but warm flat with homemade brownies and hot water bottle and fleece blanket is pretty damned good. Also going to a house party tonight so I expect I will have a stinking hangover tomorrow...
( Maladicta, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

We won our game 5-0
and I'm about to make a cup of tea. Beat that!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Davros and Tourettes are visiting me for the weekend in a months time.
So stick that in your pipe and smoke it smugboy.


I have just been befriended on Facebook by an old girlfriend who it's great to see again and I've also been invited to a 40th birthday party at the end of November by another old friend.


And why would Slayer do a not naughty version of their album? Surely that's not very rock and roll.
( girlinthehole, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:05, Reply)

The naughty referred to the method in which I obtained said album
not the album.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

You stole it from an autist!
Oh my God you're such a bastard. You will have ruined the autists day by destructuring it through your heartless, contemptible theft. There's now a big Slayer shaped hole in his day that S Club 7 simply cannot fill, however hard he tries to play their album backwards.

I hate you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

^this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Evening becks.
And Blousey.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I'm going to buy it
It just hasn't been released yet.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:24, Reply)

STEALING FROM AN UNRELEASED AUTISM!!!
MY GOD MAN, HOW LOW CAN YOU STOOP?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I could have pooed in an envelope and sent it to them

(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:33, Reply)

Mark the envelope 3373 and it's allowed
Evening DG
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:36, Reply)

I don't understand that joke.
I think it's too geeky for me.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:42, Reply)

Hello everyone.
I'm sat at home with my shoe box full of E numbers waiting for the scary children to arrive.
( girlinthehole, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:46, Reply)

I don't have any sweets,
and any kids ringing my doorbell will feel the back of my hand.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:07, Reply)

Can I feel the back of your hand?
Is it nice and hairy?
( girlinthehole, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:23, Reply)

It's soft and slightly downey

(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:27, Reply)

You have a mong hand?
Haha!
( girlinthehole, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:56, Reply)

No, but I like to rub it against retards whenever possible.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:02, Reply)

You must be spoilt for choice where you live then.

( girlinthehole, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:08, Reply)

With my mum?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:09, Reply)

:(
It's a faecal posting regulations thing. I send lots of poo through the post, so sadly have to know the code.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:51, Reply)

heh heh heh
I assumed it was some kind of L33T joke or something, not an actual legal thing. I had no idea there were codes for poo.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:06, Reply)

I've just realised my box of goodies contains mini curly wurlys.
I might have to take them out in case they're poisonous. *glees*
( girlinthehole, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:01, Reply)

I heard they are deadly to children
the only safe way to dispose of them is to put them in an envelope and send them to:

althegeordie
geordietowers
that there london.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:03, Reply)

I think I've overdosed on Gummy bears : (

( girlinthehole, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 22:06, Reply)