Go ahead
I have no feelings about you one way or another. I feel no need to apologise.

Why are your muscles sore? Are you an unfit lardarse on the internet?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Unfit maybe
But I'm not one of those fatties. Think it was when I lifted heavy things last week. Stupid muscles.

I remember when you used to love me Al. Back in your goat-felching days. A better time, I'd say.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Where did our love go?
Why did we stop communicating, what happened to let us drift apart like this?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Erm, I think I stopped turning up for our dates
That would probably do it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Yeah, I did think it was your fault.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

YOU NEVER ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY!
That's why things actually fell apart :(
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Dear god, get a room you two

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)