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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
That's cheap,
usually costs me £20 to get someone to dance for me.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:01,
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she's only dancing for you
because Vipros has buggered off
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:02,
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*dances*
Ah I'll dance for anyone
'Get up, get on up, get up, get on up'
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:04,
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Like a sex machine!
I totally won a bottle of champagne doing that at a karaoke night once
ten bloody years ago now
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:05,
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Hahaha
For some reason I read that as a Karate night, I had an image of you doing Bruce Lee style kicks for champagne.
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:08,
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Close
I was doing cock-thrusts and being a real sex machine
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:08,
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Besides
you've never seen me, how can you be imagining me doing Bruce Lee kicks? Have you made up some mental image of me where I'm a ruggedly handsome flid?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:17,
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I missed that comment
You sneaky so and so! He's a good-looking chap I'll have you know! I'm punching above my weight... is that what the cool people say?
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06,
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That figures
Good looks = No brains
That's why my Mrs is studying Law
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:44,
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I was born with average intelligence
but all the knocks to the head have effected that.
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50,
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Oh yeah
Thanks, I'm running around at the mo, its giving me spelling issues!!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56,
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you are running around and typing at the same time?
you're doing a good job if that is the case
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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Haha that would be pretty amazing
I'm running to and from the printer room and typing random messages when I'm back at my desk - multi-tasking like a mo-fo!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:03,
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Ha! I like it
The smaller limbs make for easier access
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:29,
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That was a hilarious joke about strippers
I deserve more credit than your shoddy reply.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:05,
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Yes, yes it was
now go and get a biscuit, there's a love
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:06,
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I don't have time for your games
don't you realise that the world needs saving?!?!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:49,
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Hahaha
That's what DiT says when he's playing computer games!
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:51,
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that's my plan
lure you in with the familiar
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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