*Walks into the room, looking at my shoes, hands in pockets*
Hi Everyone,

This is a huge huge huge appologie for fucking up on Saturday. I know it's no excuse, but working in the cab office has really messed with my head, friday night was a nightmare, and I woke up on saturday at around 17:00 with a groggy head and a bad mood. I gotta get out of there, but like most of you, I need the cash and can't leave until I find an alternative stable revinue. I won't get into the whole thing (although I probably have in dribs'n'drabs), but I feel that if I'm there this time next year, it would be a massive failure on my part, and I would be a complete disgrace to those who matter to me (true or not, that's how I feel).

It got confirmed how...ermm... 'on a different level' I am with everyone when someone came in with a "Multi-level marketing, which is definatly not a peromid scheme, definatly a surefire way of getting a free car", and how after I explained it, half the office still wanted to sign up.

I wish I went on saturday, I really do, I even had the day off work for it, and I'm a twat for not going.

Anyway, that is all, cheers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:47, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

On the upside though, I'm "Sor' I' Ou', Ma'e"ing, Man Upping, and doing something about the whole thing.
Not just talking, really am doing something about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

'Oh, look at me everyone
I'm so nice and likeable and innoffensive, and I've got a debilitating illness. I'm like Tiny Tim, aren't I awfully cute?
You'll never see me swear or say a bad word, and I'm just lovely to everyone, that's why they all adore me.

Oh, but if I book a bash and only mongs sign up for it and none of my special internet friends do, I won't turn up and I'll make up some feeble excuse about it. Sorry. Bye!'

You make me sick.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Yeah', that is _exactly_ what happened.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Tellin' it like it is

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

You're totally right there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Say 'fuck'
go on, I'd really like it if you did
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Huh? Fuck shit piss cock sucking dick wad.
That sort of thing?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Much better, thanks

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I shall say this only once.
Don't feed the troll.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Who's the troll
me or him?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Monkeysex is no troll.
He's more like a hobbit.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I'm too tall to be a Hobbit
I'm more like an Elf, got the ears and everything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

You're too hairy to be an elf.
You could be a giant hobbit.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

A dwarf among midgets

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)