'Oh, look at me everyone
I'm so nice and likeable and innoffensive, and I've got a debilitating illness. I'm like Tiny Tim, aren't I awfully cute?
You'll never see me swear or say a bad word, and I'm just lovely to everyone, that's why they all adore me.

Oh, but if I book a bash and only mongs sign up for it and none of my special internet friends do, I won't turn up and I'll make up some feeble excuse about it. Sorry. Bye!'

You make me sick.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah', that is _exactly_ what happened.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Tellin' it like it is

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

You're totally right there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Say 'fuck'
go on, I'd really like it if you did
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Huh? Fuck shit piss cock sucking dick wad.
That sort of thing?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Much better, thanks

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I shall say this only once.
Don't feed the troll.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Who's the troll
me or him?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Monkeysex is no troll.
He's more like a hobbit.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I'm too tall to be a Hobbit
I'm more like an Elf, got the ears and everything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

You're too hairy to be an elf.
You could be a giant hobbit.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

A dwarf among midgets

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)