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much better than omgIRLfeeshez
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My childhood fish ate itself to death
The pooed its insides out
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

how'd he manage that?
I once had one of those Siamese fighting fish and my cat knocked over the fishbowl.
I automatically assumed the cat ate the fish.
Later I found it dried out and stuck to a book inside my desk.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)

My sister feeding it spagetti when we ran out of fish food probably didnt help

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:01, Reply)

I cannot imagine that would induce autocannibalism

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

I was about five times the size of the other fish
It probably burst
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

it was eating you?
did you stick your cock down it's troat?!

I reckon it did burst :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)

I'm sure it did
without any phallic assistance
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Greetings Swizzle
That reminds me, I once got myself some sea-monkeys but never got round to 'activating' them. I wonder if I can activate mouldy sea-monkeys or would the mould have mutated them in some way?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Most likely for the better

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Maybe some of the mutations will be for the better
Like Hex Vision for example.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

They will probably turn in to some sea monkey/dust mite hybrid
Say... that give me an idea for a game...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

with lazer eyes

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Greetings Herr Pott
Seems that like me, you too can come up with a game-idea purely from a single concept. Care to share?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Nevah!
The money from the game shall be all mine! Mine I tell you!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:56, Reply)

I never got them. Always seemed a bit sketchy to me.
They're not real monkeys. They can fuck right off.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:53, Reply)

But how do we know
the monkeys you've got trapped in your basement writing Shakespeare aren't fake monkeys.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:01, Reply)

they're not writing, they're singing

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:06, Reply)

But do you really want to hear songs by fake monkeys?
Shakespearian simian sonnets FTW!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:35, Reply)