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Tonight's question: Have you grown anything interesting lately?


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:30, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Another grey hair
And there seems to have been some shit gone down over Amorous Badger's fail list. You seen the hoo hah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:33, Reply)

Greetings PlumDozer
I've seen the list but haven't seen the latest hoohah.

Sounds like it's just someone's subjective list of what they consider fail. Some of the stories there are actually quite good.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:41, Reply)

True,
some of them are truly fail others are just a bit dull and some are fairly par for the course.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Indeed
But it seems there are QOTWers who take the list, and themselves, far too seriously.

Anyway, it's nice to chat again Spakka. Good luck with the bearding, I may be growing a soup strainer for Movember.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:53, Reply)

go nuts!
I think there is beard badge already out there
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Last time I went nuts with the facial hair
This happened.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Nope
however, I bought a very tasty pumpkin from the local farmers market the other week - a proper eating one, not a halloween carving one - and I'm going to plant the seeds in the spring. November isn't really the time for growing things!
(berk, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Greetings Berk
I take it the eating-pumpkins were the Halloween rejects (or is that the other way round?) But I'd always suspect the parts of the Halloween pumpkins that were carved out would be eaten anyway.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:45, Reply)

No
they're different types of pumpkin. Some are tastier than others - the carving ones are incredibly bland. I made pie - it was tasty enough for me to be considered an honourary american, apparently. How are you this evening Spak?
(berk, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:12, Reply)

I'm a bit sleep-deprived but apart from that, I'm fine.
At work, the thing I was asked to investigate turned out to be an end-user error - they were using an older version of something I had made instead of the latest version. Oh well, at least my lack of productivity last week can be written off and blamed on the end-users instead of my tiredness.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I did remember to water the plant today

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Evening W
I'm sure your plant will appreciate that so much it will burst through the ceiling like one of those cartoon beanstalks.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:48, Reply)

I should hope so
otherwise I would be furious
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Is this your way of building a DIY skylight?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

It is now

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

As for me
I've decided to start growing another goatee. I carved the shape out of my stubble yesterday, and should once again enter the brotherhood of the bearded.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Gotees are the best thing for a face, I grew one when I was eighteen and never looked back

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Ahh, another one joins!
Join us.... join us all! Even the ladies - we have shaved my bottom and you can glue it on.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Erm...
Why would I want to glue on someone else's arse?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:47, Reply)

You are no lady
No glueing is required. I promise to all though I have thoroughly disinfected said hair.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Oh, you're talking about hair
I thought for a moment you were talking about arses. Thankfully, I can grow my own.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:00, Reply)

fish on facebook
to be technical, you don't have to do much

much better than omgIRLfeeshez
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:54, Reply)

My childhood fish ate itself to death
The pooed its insides out
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

how'd he manage that?
I once had one of those Siamese fighting fish and my cat knocked over the fishbowl.
I automatically assumed the cat ate the fish.
Later I found it dried out and stuck to a book inside my desk.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)

My sister feeding it spagetti when we ran out of fish food probably didnt help

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:01, Reply)

I cannot imagine that would induce autocannibalism

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

I was about five times the size of the other fish
It probably burst
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

it was eating you?
did you stick your cock down it's troat?!

I reckon it did burst :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)

I'm sure it did
without any phallic assistance
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Greetings Swizzle
That reminds me, I once got myself some sea-monkeys but never got round to 'activating' them. I wonder if I can activate mouldy sea-monkeys or would the mould have mutated them in some way?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Most likely for the better

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Maybe some of the mutations will be for the better
Like Hex Vision for example.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

They will probably turn in to some sea monkey/dust mite hybrid
Say... that give me an idea for a game...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

with lazer eyes

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Greetings Herr Pott
Seems that like me, you too can come up with a game-idea purely from a single concept. Care to share?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Nevah!
The money from the game shall be all mine! Mine I tell you!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:56, Reply)

I never got them. Always seemed a bit sketchy to me.
They're not real monkeys. They can fuck right off.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:53, Reply)

But how do we know
the monkeys you've got trapped in your basement writing Shakespeare aren't fake monkeys.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:01, Reply)

they're not writing, they're singing

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:06, Reply)

But do you really want to hear songs by fake monkeys?
Shakespearian simian sonnets FTW!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Those bits of cactus that fall off the big ones
you can plant those and they grow in to big ones. My house is full of the bloody things now.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)