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It's a Chubby Checker invasion(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:55,
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it's more likely down to boredomI tend to wiggle my eyebrows a lot generally though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:58,
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You could be one of the people in theCadburys advert with wiggly eyebrows!! :S
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He's too fatit'd be bad for Cadbury's image
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:00,
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Stop trying to give him a complexand just give him one, that’s what he really wants
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Would you rather I gave him a finger of Fudge?(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:03,
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a finger of fudge is just enoughto give your kids false teeth
it's full of cadbury's concrete
and very hard to eat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:04,
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You're eating them wrongthey're nice and soft
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:05,
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you two are defectivein the brain
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:09,
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You're the minority here, fudge-hater(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10,
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that is irrelevant(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10,
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You're still talking to us thoughSo you must be a little bit defective too! :)
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Just so you knowI clicked I Like This on your reply, not that it means anything, but it made me go HA!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10,
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it's because you want to bad mouth her fudge(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:11,
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I'll give it a good mouth toomaybe even a Portsmouth, and a Vermouth while I'm at it
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:12,
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is that like bourneville?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16,
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TailorSpy?
Or something
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22,
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There is an /all pagebut it doesn't work for replies
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14,
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It's a secretbut I've just put a request in for a Popular page, we might have one by 2012
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:20,
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For a fatty, or former fattyyou don't like very many fatty foods, do you? Fatty.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:07,
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I didn't really eat many when I was a fatty to be honestI think it was quantity that was the trouble, my mum dished up large portions. (fnarr)
it was that and vast quantities of booze.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:09,
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Ah, yesBooze. Probably the reason I'm so thin, I hardly ever drink so my metabolism has remained quite high
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:11,
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I don't drink much these daysI think that is why it's been easy to lose weight because I haven't changed my diet much and I'm not all that much more active.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:13,
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It's an easy compromise to makeI'd rather be fat and boozy though
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14,
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I smoke a lot of potinstead of drinking booze
although I do still like booze and need to drink more of it now and then
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16,
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I need more vicesso far I've only got pizza and cake and fisting schoolboys
I might have to take up drinking and smoking weed again, but seriously this time
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:21,
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you've got to be committed to itotherwise it's not worth it.
all or nothing!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22,
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But if I have a few drinks in the eveningthe little 'un wakes up the next day, sees the empty cans by the bin and shouts 'OH MY GOD, DADDY'S DRUNK'
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:23,
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another reason why I'm not having kids(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:28,
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Apart from your impotenceand seedless loins?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:29,
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yesand not wanting them
and that court order
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:31,
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this is probably trueI won't get a complex though, as I'm considerably less fat than I have been
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:03,
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YepYou've only got three moons and two satellites now
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:06,
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