Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nice knowing you EnzymeI'll always remember you as the one that got away but still
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:53,
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No he didn't.I can assure you I have only ever boffed one b3tan, and that's my husband-to-be.
Edit: that makes me sound very pure and chaste.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:55,
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OooooOOOooohOk then, I'll correct it. You are very pure and chaste, you've got your very own Koala boy lover now
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:56,
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and when I marry him we never have to have sex again!(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:58,
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It works out well for all concernedBecause when you're married I'm going to seduce and abuse him
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:59,
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