I like the new look Off Topic
and all the other bits and bobs in our profiles and so on.

The only problem is that now I can check the popular posts on OT and I want to reply to them because many of them happened when I wasn't here.

I don't like missing stuff - I'm most put out that I've missed out on the racist outrage today.

So, what don't you like missing?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:07, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*obligatory madeleine mccann joke*
EDIT and I miss you too, chickenlady. So much it hurts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Awww...
it's nice to be missed.

I've missed you too Bert, and I miss posting lies on QOTW. I hope next week's is a real humdinger so I can get cracking.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:27, Reply)

a beat
the boat
out



etc
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

I don't like Christmas much
I'd rather like to miss that.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:15, Reply)

If you like, I could stir up some more racist outrage?
You friggin' gaijin
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)

You...you....
PIKEY!

Does that work?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

GAIJIN! I get that
on a daily basis
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:27, Reply)

My period.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Ha
Made me larf, have a still meaningless click
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Ah yes...
TMI but ever since I had the mirena thing put in I no longer worry about mine.

Lovely!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:36, Reply)

English stuff
I could murder some stuffing and a glass of dandelion and burdock
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

my daughter :((((((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:43, Reply)

I'd now love to begin wittering on about...stuff
mainly made up stuff, perhaps about my foot or maybe the cat.
Or perhaps I could tell you all about the lampshade. I'm wittering.

Never mind. Can't now because I have a parents' evening to go to.

I fucking hate them.

This one is even worse because it's not 'Your kids are lazy little shits' type - which is at least vaguely constructive, no, this one is a 'social, get to know the staff and other parents' type.
I don't want to know the other parents quite frankly.
I already know some of the staff thank you.

I'd rather go to the pub.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:30, Reply)

call in sick
despite the fact you have obviously been at work during the day
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:32, Reply)

That's very tempting
but then I'd have to stay home with the kids and cook supper.

Parents' evening is the lesser of two evils and yes, today Matthew I will be Crap Mum.

EDIT better go. *sigh* if I manage to embarrass myself or have the headteacher make a pass at me I'll return with the news.
Be good b3ta.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:36, Reply)