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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No but you've given me an idea.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Post yourself a bra recorded delivery, answer the door topless
and say 'Oh thank God, I've been waiting AGES'

EDIT and the next day post yourself a massive dildo, with similar dialogue
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)
I like this idea
but wouldn't it require the postie to open the package first to know what it is?
(I helped save b3ta! ascorbate, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)
You don't have to wrap things to post them
just stick a special Delivery sticker and an address on each cup
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)
really?
is that how you post bras then?
(I helped save b3ta! ascorbate, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)
All day, every day

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)
I'd answer the door naked
brandishing an erection with a first class stamp stuck to it, then wink and smile at him.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)
and say
'I'd like to put something in your letterbox for a change' and then wink
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)
That's too much winking
He'll think you've got Parkinson's.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)
Sexy Parkinsons.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)
Nipple clamps were more what I was thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)
You're a massive perv

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)
Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)
Well, there's a surprise...

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)
Wow, a lurker with Kaol's seal of approval
That has to make you the most lame thing on all of B3ta.

You ought to be proud
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)
Hahahaha!
Deeply proud! And you're clearly not looking that hard, now, are you?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)
I'm staring into the mirror as we speak

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

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