Naivity has been ground away by todays civilisation.
It's a sad state of affairs.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:21, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Primary schools still put them on every year.
I was herod.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Shepherd to Angel to Joseph
The most I've ever been promoted
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I was always in the Choir
too ugly to be on stage. I have been in a donkey once though, true story
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

pfft donkeys

they're just ugly horses
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Horses are out of my league
:C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Horses
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Hors All things, animal, mineral or vegetable
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I was a donkey one year too,
I’ve also been Mary and a robin and a Xmas rapper
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

A christmas rapper?
That's way cool, what was your rap?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Haha I posted about it somewhere...
Ah here - www.b3ta.com/questions/nativityplays/post395364

I can't remember the rap... it was terrible though!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Haha
I hope it wasn't as bad as the christian-american football rap I did at Sunday school once.

Something-something, Jesus was the quarterback and Moses was the guard,
The angels in the grandstand let out a holy yell,
when Jesus scored a touchdown, against those guys from hell
etc
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

That sounds terrible!!
I'm not sure why schools do this sort of thing, its just shockingly bad
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)

It's punishment for being small

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I was joseph once
Year before I was a holly bush and had to sing The holly bears a berry as red as any blood etc. and actually thought it was about a type of bear called a holly bear.

They year before that I was a sheep with a sheepskin rug tied around me
( Peej, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Buddy Holly bear

Could always bang out tune.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Is Angel to Joseph a promotion....
I thought he was just like a step dad...picking up the tab for the new school uniform and that.
( bane, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:14, Reply)