Lemsip Max Strength
The shit is magic, has made it possible for me to work, as before that I had such a thick head I couldn't even think straight.

And last time I 'skipped' work was the end of september, when I was so ill I couldn't concentrate. (translation: I was so hungover I couldn't see. Tequila on a school night is a bad bad thing)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You know what else works?
Looking after yourself, not getting ill in the first place, and not being a girl
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Shame
You're pretty good at being a girl, with all the sulking and whinging.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:49, Reply)

And the pigtails
And the lipstick
And the miniskirt
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:53, Reply)

*wink*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:55, Reply)

*wank*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Aaargh, not in my eye!
*permanently winks*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Ha!
I got TOLD!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I don't skip work for hangovers any more
I go in and do an appalling job and then leave at 3.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I didn't like the fact either.
I've worked through hundreds of hangovers before, but this time I honestly couldn't see straight, could barely walk, and needed to throw up every 10 minutes.

There was no point in me being there at all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:48, Reply)