Smart.
I wanna sleep all afternoon. I've got a friend coming over for a night of toad in the hole, red onion gravy, beers, playstation and slagging off women so I want to be on top form by 7pm.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shouldn't that be slagging off A WOMAN?

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:02, Reply)

You're all the same
meatbags, fuckholes etc
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I'm different and special.
I'm one of a kind.

*prouds*
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Of course you are
that's why I'm so determined to get into your granny pants
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

You seem to be the only one : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Then why aren't I in them now?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I'll post you a pair this lunchtime.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Woo!
Remember to send them special delivery, and I'll answer the door with my bollocks hanging out
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Crotch cosies

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Well, there's at least two that will be the target of our vilification this evening
so I'm technically right. And that's the best kind of right.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Ok then, well have fun : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Cheers m'dears.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Sounds ace
Although beer & manflu sounds like a deadly combination
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:00, Reply)