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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I read celebrity gossip magazines.
Ask me anything you like about a celebrity and I'll probably know the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
What colour shoes does Danny Dyer have on today?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:06, Reply)
He's not wearing shoes.
He's wearing trainers you muppet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)
You and NakedApe
hit the nail on the head.

Silly me
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)
White

Same as every day
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)
It doesn’t matter what colour they are,
all you need to know is he is a double-hard bastard and he could kill you with a thought… allegedly
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:08, Reply)
Pure internet lies, right here

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)
At this point
I feel I should make clear for legal reasons that I am not, nor have I ever been Danny Dyer’s meatpuppet.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:15, Reply)
Yes you are
you've had his hand right up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)
It would be the other way round surely.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)
Not if she's the meatpuppet

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:23, Reply)
Touché

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)
It would probably be a tight fit though
Whereas, you could probably climb right up into his cavernous backside, and wear him like a man suit
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)
You can see a video on you tube of him being punched in the face if you hate him that much.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)
I don't hate anyone, I'm far too fluffy

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)

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