Can I tell you a knock knock joke?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Yes please
Go for it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Ok, you start.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

My point's proven I think.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I think you've misunderstood the way knock knock jokes work

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

It works better out loud :(
They say "Knock knock"
You say "Who's there"
Cue confusion for about 30 seconds.


What did the dog say when it fell over on the sandpaper?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

RUFF!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

That joke reminds me of my father :(
It's pretty much his only one.

He's half German and all he can say (EDIT: in German) is "I am a fried egg"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Mein pimmel ist GroBe und Kurz
Translated: My penis is big and curly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I doubt it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Hmm.
Don't be bitchy :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

It's only banter

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

No it's not
you just love picking on all the ladies, because you're a total man-ho
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

She hasn't got a photo in her profile,
she's basically dead to me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

What, who, me?
I do. It's just not of my ugly face.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

You're not going to get much attention talking like that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I'm not an attentionwhore.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

That's what an attentionwhore would say.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Hmm, you have a point.
But honestly, why would I whore myself out in this setting? I think everyone's reasonably intelligent and has got over the "OMG girl on the internet" thing :P
And also, Edmund is the anti-pander, and has put me off even thinking of asking for panderation.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Everyone likes a bit of attention now and again.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Maybe I'm using reverse psychology
and CAN'T BELIEVE someone is TALKING to me on the INTERNETS!

Or not.
Or maybe I'm just really bored.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

lap it up I'll put you on ignore in a minute.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

You're so harsh

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I know, what did I ever do to him?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

So far you've used 'lol'
and a few too many of these '!?!', maybe that's it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Ah.
I apologise for these appalling typographical faux-pas.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

We're a whole different class of internet

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I'm not over it
*wiggly brows*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

You're not over GIRLS, Bertie.
You probably have a crush on PsychoChomp.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I have a crush on everyone
It pays not to be fussy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

:(
Rather, that's how I should be. I'm too fussy for my own good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Alcohol will solve that problem

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:11, Reply)

chevron

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I don't have a profile pic either
Don't you love me?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

YOU don't have a picture at all either!
I have a picture of myself. It's my arm. But it's still a picture. And I've had ones of my face too. You're just a blank canvas.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

But I've been to bashes
so everyone knows what a lug-eared fugly cucker I am
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Speaking of bashes
I'm going to the bash tonight.

My second ^_^
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Lucky you
tell Enzyme I said 'wooga-wooga wooga, oi oi oi' and punch him in the tits from me. He'll know what it means.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I discovered someone on my course is a b3tan
- and a links whore - so I informed him of the THREATS made against our pet Professor.

He lol'd.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

*forehead slap*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

No, he's a bitch.
As in, has breasts and everything.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I know, sweetheart.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6531120
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)