Arsebiscuits!
I take my eye off b3ta for a few weeks and I miss all of the fun.....

Enzyme, one of the voices of reason on B3ta, gets a stalker....

*flounce*

Once upon a time it was me that attracted the crazies....

Anyway Baz, or Ritchie, - let me give you a little education. You do know that, by sending an email to someone you also send the IP address of the computer you were logged on at when you sent it? So, with a quick reverse look-up we know your provider and approx location?

Also, Cr3 knows his shit and can also pull the same info from the B3ta logs? So, on the offchance that anything does happen to Enzyme, you're off to the Strangeways Hotel you spotty, Racist, Sun-reading, Chelsea supporting scum.

And can I add my name to the list of people who would really like you to come and have a go?

Enzyme is a nice guy. I'm not.

Oh. And I might spend tomorrow looking you up and publishing what I find on you. And trust me - I'm *much* better at it than the best part of you (that was the bit that dribbled down your mother's leg...)

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:22, 32 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you're late we know all this,

(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Cheers for that.
I suspect it was a case of internet hard man, though - and while his publishing my address was a bit of a headtwister, it's not like I'm difficult to find.

The sentiment's appreciated, though. Ta.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Oh man, I didn't hear about this, what hapened?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Enzyme had a cat
but it wouldn't eat the penny he tried to feed it, so he threw it at a window, but it survived and so he threw it again.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Now, I've missed this particular slice of internet drama.
Sounds like fun.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Why would someone repeatably pelt a cat at a window?
I don't see what one would hope to achieve by repeatbly pelting the cat, thud, thud, thud, crack, thud, thud, thud, crack, thud, thud, thud, smash? I mean, if you don't want the cat, you could give it to a home or something, rather than attempting to break your double glazing windows in such a way, until blood and cartilidge pretudes from the cat, matting it's fur. I don't see what satisfaction one would get from hearing the pathetic final 'meow's from what was once reckognizable as a cat, and then thinking it is a good idea to force coins down it's throat.

Don't get me wrong, different people are into different things, but that just seems a bit wrong to me. Heh, I guess it's a funny old world.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

It'd be a stupid cat that hung around for the second attempt anyway.
For the record, the cat is right now on my knee, enjoying the only warmth in the house.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I thought it wasn't true, to be honest.
I can't see what one would hope to gain out of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Worse...
You would gain things: wounds. And you'd lose a penny.

I have no idea what goes on inside al's head, but sometimes it scares me.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

So you agree that only a complete and utter monster would do such a thing?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Is it the sort of thing that needs saying?
I think I'm on the record here as being pretty cat-daft. But if you want it spelled out, then yes: I think that the arbitrary infliction of suffering on any sentient thing is abhorrent. Especially cats. And with the possible exception of slugs (though I'm not sure of their sentience).

I'm not convinced that the arbitrary destruction of an inanimate object is entirely without blame, either.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

But what is the morality of breaking a window?
And how does the use of a cat in this matter affect the morality?

And should we teach our children about sex?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

yes.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I wasn't asking you
I want to know if Enzyme think we should teach "our" children about sex. It's bad enough he fucks off drinking on friday night leaving me to look after them alone, and I'm not letting him shirk out of having "that" talk.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I had no idea we had children
I thought you'd taken precautions.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Typical man.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Typical homosapian.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I wonder if there are any peadofile x-men.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Stastisticly, there is bound to be one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

How many sweets could fit into
Dr X's wheelchair?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)

He looks like a worther's origional man.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)

'worthers'
THE pedo-lure sweet
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)

sapien sexual
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)

THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

He's completely
divorced from his own feelings. Cat's are just objects to him, he doesn't see them as real.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I thought I couldn't be shocked anymore on this site, but I was wrong.
Maybe _I_ should pay him a visit myself, and see how _he_ likes it, maybe with something he loves*.

I'm going to come around and let loose a honey badger in his kitchen to make a mess of his pots and pans. SEE HOW HE LIKES THAT ONE !

* should he be capable of such a thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Frankly, whatever animals you set loose in my house at the moment
won't make any difference. I've got the builders in doing work on two rooms, the hall, the landing, and the stairs.

I live in a bombsite.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Did you hear about the gynacologist?
He painted his hallway through the postbox.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Oh, good lord...
That made me laugh more than it should.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Honey badgers
"The rudely awakened honey badger comes out of its hole. The monitor lizard wants to eat it for lunch. 'Fuck that!' says Mrs. honey badger, 'I will nom you to death! Let me get my Honda Accord.'".

Those fuckers are vicious!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

test
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:49, Reply)