He's completely
divorced from his own feelings. Cat's are just objects to him, he doesn't see them as real.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I thought I couldn't be shocked anymore on this site, but I was wrong.
Maybe _I_ should pay him a visit myself, and see how _he_ likes it, maybe with something he loves*.

I'm going to come around and let loose a honey badger in his kitchen to make a mess of his pots and pans. SEE HOW HE LIKES THAT ONE !

* should he be capable of such a thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Frankly, whatever animals you set loose in my house at the moment
won't make any difference. I've got the builders in doing work on two rooms, the hall, the landing, and the stairs.

I live in a bombsite.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Did you hear about the gynacologist?
He painted his hallway through the postbox.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Oh, good lord...
That made me laugh more than it should.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Honey badgers
"The rudely awakened honey badger comes out of its hole. The monitor lizard wants to eat it for lunch. 'Fuck that!' says Mrs. honey badger, 'I will nom you to death! Let me get my Honda Accord.'".

Those fuckers are vicious!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)