what sort of crisis?

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

About 4 at once, which is quite fun.
The funniest one is that my friend has uploaded pictures (finally) from a party a year ago where we're all dressed as Pirates and Wenches. I commented on one of me saying how much weight I've put on and how depressing it is to see my curvaceous yet decently-proportioned 18-year old self.
One night stand from almost a year ago, who I've not spoken to since, who I'm not even friends with, comments on it.
LOL

That wasn't even at the time when I posted, it's a fresh crisis.
The Children of the Internet have no interest in it. Unless I can rely on free and confidential help.


...so that's a no.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:45, Reply)

And then what happened?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:51, Reply)

She went back home
only to find that some sick sadistic bastard had thrown a cat at her front window, badly damaging it, and killing the cat.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:52, Reply)

is that a regular occurrence around these parts?

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:53, Reply)

Depends where you live really
I heard it's more common in LA.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:54, Reply)

It was tragic :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:56, Reply)

That's an interesting comment from that chap
and that's also a very interesting photo. I like it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:02, Reply)

I still can't believe you can see it.
Riddle me this- What's his surname?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Hare?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Ok, why the fuck are you stalking me?!
I'm not that interesting!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:05, Reply)

You said there was a photo of you dressed as a wench
and the comments were causing you a crisis. So naturally, being one of the nosiest people I know, I went and had a look. And thems are some nice stockings.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Nosy bugger
Go on, guess my other crises. GO ON
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Well
you're not a bad dancer according to that video.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:11, Reply)

But your friends really shouldn't be allowed to do that to Queen songs.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:11, Reply)

Come on, we were 16 and drunk

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:12, Reply)

That's a tautology.

I don't know what your latest crisis is, but I'm all ears (figuratively speaking) so go ahead, spill you guts on the internet. Nothing bad can come of this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)

Like my status?
:P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:15, Reply)

good one.
I think your latest crisis is that your being facebook stalked by a weirdo off the internet who hasn't even had the good grace to gaz you a picture of his cock.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:16, Reply)

Incorrect
You sent me this:

www.b3tards.com/u/bab8bb764790008d6837/run.jpg
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:17, Reply)

True
I take it back.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:20, Reply)

Wooooh there.
Are we talking real 16 or "it's my 16th birthday next week"? This is important here, legal issues arrise.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:24, Reply)

The video he's referring to is from when I am 16 years old
But you can't see me. You can just hear us singing Queen very badly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:27, Reply)

Just the thought that you are 16 gave me an erection while I watched it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Oh, that's a bit borring.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:32, Reply)

You should see the one of her dancing
she shakes her booty like she's got some serious junk in the trunk.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:33, Reply)

I hate you :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)

You can't hate me
I've totally friend requested you on facebook!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Oh man, I heard of such things on the internet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)

It's like your retard porn
but even better.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Wrong crisis
And I'm a terrible dancer.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Pffft!
Just seen your message to me on your wall. Nicely done!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)

Look above.
Fools seldom differ etc.

Just add me if you want to see every little insight into my life.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:15, Reply)

Oh man, why does this keep on happening?
I think I need three school american football fans to guard each and every cat from such vicious attacks. Wait, best make that four, someone who's strong enough to smash a cat repeatably against a window until all that is left is blood, cartalidge and matted fur, can probably take on three american football fans on a pleasent day out minding their own buisness.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:59, Reply)

I reckon you would need a policeman
to drag someone like that off you if they flipped out and started laying into people.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:02, Reply)

My priortys maybe wrong, but i'ld rather someone smash a cat against a window until the window smashed....
...than for someone to beat up 3 school kids who's only crime was supporting a team that wasn't 'the cougers'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:21, Reply)

the kids had it coming
fucking cougars
( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Being a fan of an opposing football team is NO reason to beat up someone.
I'm sorry if you think that's a good reason, but I guess that's where we differ.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)

I think anyone who doesn't support "The Cougars"
Deserves to have pennies rammed down their throat and smashed over the head with double glazing panels. GO COUGARS!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:23, Reply)

*sniffle* go *sniffle* cougers *sniffle* go *sniffle* cougers *sniffle* go *sniffle* cougers
Please, please, ok, ok, please, alright, I support cougers, just don't hit me again, please, not the face.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:29, Reply)