Pomegranates....
is the juice worth the squeeze?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:30, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bash it with a fucking hammer
then eat the little ruby-like pips

I'm in a crisis, LOL. Where's Chompy to take the piss out of my RL-drama?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:37, Reply)

what sort of crisis?

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:38, Reply)

About 4 at once, which is quite fun.
The funniest one is that my friend has uploaded pictures (finally) from a party a year ago where we're all dressed as Pirates and Wenches. I commented on one of me saying how much weight I've put on and how depressing it is to see my curvaceous yet decently-proportioned 18-year old self.
One night stand from almost a year ago, who I've not spoken to since, who I'm not even friends with, comments on it.
LOL

That wasn't even at the time when I posted, it's a fresh crisis.
The Children of the Internet have no interest in it. Unless I can rely on free and confidential help.


...so that's a no.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:45, Reply)

And then what happened?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:51, Reply)

She went back home
only to find that some sick sadistic bastard had thrown a cat at her front window, badly damaging it, and killing the cat.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:52, Reply)

is that a regular occurrence around these parts?

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:53, Reply)

Depends where you live really
I heard it's more common in LA.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:54, Reply)

It was tragic :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:56, Reply)

That's an interesting comment from that chap
and that's also a very interesting photo. I like it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:02, Reply)

I still can't believe you can see it.
Riddle me this- What's his surname?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Hare?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Ok, why the fuck are you stalking me?!
I'm not that interesting!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:05, Reply)

You said there was a photo of you dressed as a wench
and the comments were causing you a crisis. So naturally, being one of the nosiest people I know, I went and had a look. And thems are some nice stockings.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Nosy bugger
Go on, guess my other crises. GO ON
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Well
you're not a bad dancer according to that video.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:11, Reply)

But your friends really shouldn't be allowed to do that to Queen songs.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:11, Reply)

Come on, we were 16 and drunk

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:12, Reply)

That's a tautology.

I don't know what your latest crisis is, but I'm all ears (figuratively speaking) so go ahead, spill you guts on the internet. Nothing bad can come of this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)

Like my status?
:P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:15, Reply)

good one.
I think your latest crisis is that your being facebook stalked by a weirdo off the internet who hasn't even had the good grace to gaz you a picture of his cock.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:16, Reply)

Incorrect
You sent me this:

www.b3tards.com/u/bab8bb764790008d6837/run.jpg
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:17, Reply)

True
I take it back.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:20, Reply)

Wooooh there.
Are we talking real 16 or "it's my 16th birthday next week"? This is important here, legal issues arrise.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:24, Reply)

The video he's referring to is from when I am 16 years old
But you can't see me. You can just hear us singing Queen very badly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:27, Reply)

Just the thought that you are 16 gave me an erection while I watched it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Oh, that's a bit borring.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:32, Reply)

You should see the one of her dancing
she shakes her booty like she's got some serious junk in the trunk.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:33, Reply)

I hate you :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)

You can't hate me
I've totally friend requested you on facebook!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Oh man, I heard of such things on the internet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)

It's like your retard porn
but even better.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Wrong crisis
And I'm a terrible dancer.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Pffft!
Just seen your message to me on your wall. Nicely done!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)

Look above.
Fools seldom differ etc.

Just add me if you want to see every little insight into my life.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:15, Reply)

Oh man, why does this keep on happening?
I think I need three school american football fans to guard each and every cat from such vicious attacks. Wait, best make that four, someone who's strong enough to smash a cat repeatably against a window until all that is left is blood, cartalidge and matted fur, can probably take on three american football fans on a pleasent day out minding their own buisness.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:59, Reply)

I reckon you would need a policeman
to drag someone like that off you if they flipped out and started laying into people.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:02, Reply)

My priortys maybe wrong, but i'ld rather someone smash a cat against a window until the window smashed....
...than for someone to beat up 3 school kids who's only crime was supporting a team that wasn't 'the cougers'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:21, Reply)

the kids had it coming
fucking cougars
( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Being a fan of an opposing football team is NO reason to beat up someone.
I'm sorry if you think that's a good reason, but I guess that's where we differ.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)

I think anyone who doesn't support "The Cougars"
Deserves to have pennies rammed down their throat and smashed over the head with double glazing panels. GO COUGARS!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:23, Reply)

*sniffle* go *sniffle* cougers *sniffle* go *sniffle* cougers *sniffle* go *sniffle* cougers
Please, please, ok, ok, please, alright, I support cougers, just don't hit me again, please, not the face.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:29, Reply)

they're seedy little fuckers innit

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:40, Reply)

*leers*

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:45, Reply)

I'll squeeze your pomegranates...
/ac

But it is nice juice, I think.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:39, Reply)

I've never had just juice
I can't imagine it's all that interesting.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:51, Reply)

perhaps you're looking for too much from juice

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:54, Reply)

are you still giving out juice counselling?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:55, Reply)

I'll counsell your juice

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:56, Reply)

was about to say that innuendo doesn't work
but it does. very good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:57, Reply)

*nods*

*firm handshakes*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:03, Reply)

just playing to my strengths

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:56, Reply)

Simply Put...
Tis the best juice in the galaxy. I will crotch-punch anyone who says otherwise
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:03, Reply)

pink grapefruit is the best

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:04, Reply)

There's gonna be a whole heap'o'crotch punchin' comin' your way.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:05, Reply)

i ain't afraid of no lurker

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:06, Reply)

You'd better make sure your cats are inside though
just in case.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:08, Reply)

good point

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:09, Reply)

but u see
with lurking skills down pat, i can easily not be seen and crotch-punch my way into your oblivion, but i can't be arsed.
edited because my reading skills suck
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:11, Reply)

He did disagree!
You shouldn't let people get away with that kind of shit. First it's disagreeing about juice, next thing you know, it's acceptable to shove penny's down your cats throat.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:13, Reply)

well you see
Since he did disagree, I should back up what I said, So yeah, you're right. And my kitty wouldn't like the pennies at all.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)

Advocados!

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:33, Reply)

Is that an avocado
that you can use to make a snowball?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Nah!
I just like saying "Advocado" in response to "Pomegranate".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:37, Reply)

avoca-NO

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)

HAHA

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:37, Reply)