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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would rather
suck the shit from a camel's arse than eat celery.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
What if the camal had had celery for breakfast?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)
Hopefully the other elements in the camel's stool
might distract me from the celery taste, so I'm still going with a)

Final answer: a) sucking the shit from a camel's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)
Congratulations you just won a helathy dose of disantry
now would you like to answer the next question which is for and incredible dose diptheria.

Don't forget your just 5 questions away from Spina Bifida!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)
actually can I change my mind?
I've just thought - camel shit's probably 50% Arab spunk....


/racist
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)
why are camels called ships of the desert?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)
*hands up*
Me! Me! I know!
Oh, actually you probably know an alternative punchline and you'll smugly tell me i'm wrong.
*shuts up*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)
They float and are full of seamen

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)
I was going to say "because they're full of arab semen"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)
they're called 'whores of the desert' where I come from

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Where are you from?

Preston?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Abu Dhabi
or Winchester. I always get the two confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)
Never seen a camal in Winchester
Seen a few alpacas though.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)
and Arab spunk
is approximately 100% Rapist Sauce
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

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