I would rather
suck the shit from a camel's arse than eat celery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:01, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

What if the camal had had celery for breakfast?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Hopefully the other elements in the camel's stool
might distract me from the celery taste, so I'm still going with a)

Final answer: a) sucking the shit from a camel's arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Congratulations you just won a helathy dose of disantry
now would you like to answer the next question which is for and incredible dose diptheria.

Don't forget your just 5 questions away from Spina Bifida!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

actually can I change my mind?
I've just thought - camel shit's probably 50% Arab spunk....


/racist
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

why are camels called ships of the desert?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

*hands up*
Me! Me! I know!
Oh, actually you probably know an alternative punchline and you'll smugly tell me i'm wrong.
*shuts up*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

They float and are full of seamen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I was going to say "because they're full of arab semen"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

they're called 'whores of the desert' where I come from

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Where are you from?

Preston?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Abu Dhabi
or Winchester. I always get the two confused.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Never seen a camal in Winchester
Seen a few alpacas though.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

racist

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)

and Arab spunk
is approximately 100% Rapist Sauce
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)