heh, bert is harmless
a massive cunt, but harmless

becky doesn't have much time for us anymore

*laments*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Al used to scare me,
But now I just love him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

not a common feeling these days
Al's popularity has plummeted in recent polls
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Indeed
our most recent findings show me to be less popular than Hitler. And generally considered to be a monumental twat. And yet still people would prefer me to someone who throws cats at windows.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I find the term monumental twat to be highly amusing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I wish I was good at photoshop
I would put me on nelsons column.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Is 'monumental twat' better than 'terrible cunt'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)

better in terms of comedy value
on a par with terrible (or was it awful?) penis
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

You don't need photoshop for that.
Just a bit of role play.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

heh
I'm tempted...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Do it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

to save some effort
this looks like a monumental twat to me
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tearsofgriefbayonne.JPG
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

With the column being your cock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)