Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:25, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alright Spak?
How goes it?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Alright WBM
Seem to have come down with the flu, and have spent most of today in bed. And yourself?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Just getting in a
quick pint before my weekly conf call. Which are usually duller than my posts!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:31, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Greetings Gonzo
How goes it (apart from avoiding being killed 8 inch cocks)?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Oh dude, class.
*saves*

I love doing things like this to papers - the other week I turned four dudes in a car into pirates.
( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:37, Reply)

I once did something similar
while waiting for the traffic-lights to change.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:40, Reply)

Four angry pirates?

( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:52, Reply)

I just threw the remains of my spare pirate costumes at them
I left it up to them to decide where to go from there.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

On the high seas, one hopes.

( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Where there are no traffic-lights hopefully

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)

only sweet sweet plunder

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

and BOOTY!

( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:32, Reply)

yarrgghhh!!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:32, Reply)

I was going to go to work dressed as a pirate wench on Friday
but I'm not sure if it's fancy dress or just dress up. Might do it anyway, as I nearly convinced one of my supervisors to come in dressed as Rick Astley.
( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)

how?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Ah yes. The Human Rickroll

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

that one will never desert us

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:47, Reply)

make us cry, say goodbye
tell a lie or hurt us.

Rickrolling is an art in our office - I did it in Latin this morning!
( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Impressive

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Even more impressive will be an ascii stereogram image of Rick

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I have one
but I think it would break b3ta.
( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Break your colleagues instead

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:16, Reply)

It won't break them.
I will just hear variations on "curse you!" "FFFUUUUUUU" and "Damn your bones!"
( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I seriously seriously hate suprise minty gum
ffs if I wanted minty gum I would buy minty gum...why on earth would they put mint in my berry gum and not_fucking_tell me about it?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:37, Reply)

I hate it when they do that too
Maybe it's some kind of marketing gimmick to get you hooked. But it just pisses off those of us who just want berry gum.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:41, Reply)

YEAH
and my mouth is all tingly and so are my lips and they make my cigarettes taste funny

suprise mint fuckers !
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:45, Reply)

That's what your berry gum should be called.
And so should your cigarettes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Minty Fuckers!
the mentholated chewable fag.....from the internet!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

This gives me an Idea:
a tobacco printer cartridge that allows you to 'print' cigarettes that are unique to certain websites
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:20, Reply)

It's like one of those bubblegum cigarettes, but you can smoke it.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:21, Reply)

sounds good to me
all you'd need to make it would be to soak the gum in a mixture of MEK and nicotinamide
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:23, Reply)

I miss Swiss berry gum.
It was the absolute shit, came in so many flavours. There was also one that tasted exactly like dental mouthwash, which was utterly foul.
( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

I kinda like dental mouthwash
but mainly for the technicolour spit
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:13, Reply)

I hates it - reminds me of the hours spent reconstructing my front tooth from polyfilla
on more occasions than I can now count. Teeth should never feel hot!
( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Polyfilla?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

I've got a false corner on one of my front teeth
because I fell off my mum's bike and bit the pavement aged 10 or so. It's patched but it falls off periodically and they refill the gap with what feels and looks like polyfilla.
( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:22, Reply)

get a gold tooth
like the count.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

ONE gold tooth, ah ah ah ah ah.

( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)

good times

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Can't quite believe Sesame Street has been going 40 years.
That's not right man; I remember watching it as a kid like it was yesterday.
( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Me too
My favorite was bert and ernie
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I liked the Yip Yips and the Count.
yipyipyipyipyip
( Maladicta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Hello?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:29, Reply)