I went for a job at Tesco years ago, stacking shelves.
The woman interviewing me told me how fulfilling and lovely the job was. Apparently, you start your shift, and the shelves are untidy. As the evening goes on, and your shelves are getting tidier, well, the sense of pride you feel...
I thought she was taking the piss.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I applied for jobs in supermarkets twice in the past
twice I was rejected. Thank christ for that
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Tesco turned me down for a shelf filling gig a couple of years ago.
How the hell can someone be too dumb for that? Seems I managed it...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Medical ethics,
shelf filling...
It's all the same.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Perhaps
you were overqualified.

Or maybe thought too much about it?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I think we got rejected for being too good
it's the only explanation. To work there you need a genetic deficiency or parents who are related to one another. If you have both you get to be manager
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:15, Reply)

If you have the latter
there's a pretty good chance you'll have the former too!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Me?
You're so mean K2k6, you just made an enemy for life, buster
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:23, Reply)

A fight .
On THE INTERWEBS.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Puddemup, puddemup
why I orta...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I think it should be a cock fight.
*snigger*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

sracist

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Snot.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Tis
You said sNIGGER
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Ok then.
*chortles*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Sorry
Didn't actually mean you, Bert. I was using 'you' as a general term.

I should have used 'one' instead.

I'm not in the business of falling out with people on the interweb. Although I did get a gaz from The Goat once...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Was he trying to chat you up
those Goats are right go-ers when they want to be
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Didn't he get chucked off?
Or did he just flounce?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I have no idea
I thought the goat was the one with teh uplaod codez?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I just remembver his long, rambling conspiracy theories.
Everything from The New World Order, to the Zion Protocols.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:51, Reply)

You're going on
THE LIST
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Nah
I had replied to some of the bollocks that he used to spout, and I got a 'care to expand on that?' type of message.

I didn't, as I couldn't be bothered with all his shit, so just ignored it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Bestseller in the making
Meg Ryan will play you, Hanks is down for the Goat.

Will they? Won't they? Yes, they probably will.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)