Where's that Kaol got to?
For the first time in his life his Zoology degree is actually going to be useful.

On American TV they sometimes have what they call 'Turtles', such as Mr Turtle from My Name is Earl, or the 'Turtle' they used as a prop on the Daily Show last night. Now, my problem is this, I don't believe that they are Turtles at all, they're Tortoises. Am I wrong in thinking that Turtles are aquatic and usually have flippers instead of feet, or are the Americans right and I'm just a big stupid head?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:14, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh fuck you, internet
not one of you can answer a simple question?

Oh, and Kaol touches kids
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:22, Reply)

I could answer your question,
but it would involve me going to google and typing in define: turtle then define: tortoise
you can do that yourself, so why don't you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Because I'm too lazy to use any other corner of the internet but B3ta

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:26, Reply)

They're all turtles
Tortoises are a subset of turtles.

Over here, we Brits make the distinction that tortoises are land dwelling and turtles are aquatic, but the Americans call them all turtles.

So we're both right, in our own way.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I know, I took Chomp's advice and just googled it
how disappointing, I wanted Testudine-inspired outrage
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Could be worse.
It could be a media studies agree.
Although peace studies comes in a close second.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:42, Reply)

My old school friend's 2.1 in a social studies degree
has earned him the excellent career of stacking shelves in Sainsburys for the last six years.

He should be congratulated, he's got his own section now, and is mostly responsible for the root vegetables. Well done Andy, well done indeed.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)

A degree does nothing but stop your CV being instanting binned
the rest is up to you and your experience.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I don't have a degree, but it's never stopped me getting a job
I do seem to reach a glass ceiling though, so I'm going to have to start sucking off MDs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Degrees become irrelevant once you have experience
As an employer would rather have someone with academic experince or actual on the job experience?

Good plan for the glass ceiling, but you may want to brush up on your technique first.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I'm experienced in many fields and qualified in none
I'll take your advice to heart and begin practicing at once, I'll start off with chipolatas and work my way up to Kielbasa.

Before you know it, I'll be the next Jenna Jameson
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:06, Reply)

wrong
I couldn't become a chartered engineer if I didn't have an industry-accredited masters degree.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:44, Reply)

I did social science,
but jacked it after a year.
What a waste of time.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:49, Reply)

So's your face

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:59, Reply)

So's YOUR MUM'S face.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

*shock*
Checkmate, hats off to you squire
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

I went for a job at Tesco years ago, stacking shelves.
The woman interviewing me told me how fulfilling and lovely the job was. Apparently, you start your shift, and the shelves are untidy. As the evening goes on, and your shelves are getting tidier, well, the sense of pride you feel...
I thought she was taking the piss.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:06, Reply)

I applied for jobs in supermarkets twice in the past
twice I was rejected. Thank christ for that
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Tesco turned me down for a shelf filling gig a couple of years ago.
How the hell can someone be too dumb for that? Seems I managed it...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Medical ethics,
shelf filling...
It's all the same.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Perhaps
you were overqualified.

Or maybe thought too much about it?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I think we got rejected for being too good
it's the only explanation. To work there you need a genetic deficiency or parents who are related to one another. If you have both you get to be manager
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:15, Reply)

If you have the latter
there's a pretty good chance you'll have the former too!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Me?
You're so mean K2k6, you just made an enemy for life, buster
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:23, Reply)

A fight .
On THE INTERWEBS.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Puddemup, puddemup
why I orta...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I think it should be a cock fight.
*snigger*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

sracist

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Snot.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Tis
You said sNIGGER
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Ok then.
*chortles*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Sorry
Didn't actually mean you, Bert. I was using 'you' as a general term.

I should have used 'one' instead.

I'm not in the business of falling out with people on the interweb. Although I did get a gaz from The Goat once...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Was he trying to chat you up
those Goats are right go-ers when they want to be
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Didn't he get chucked off?
Or did he just flounce?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I have no idea
I thought the goat was the one with teh uplaod codez?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I just remembver his long, rambling conspiracy theories.
Everything from The New World Order, to the Zion Protocols.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:51, Reply)

You're going on
THE LIST
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Nah
I had replied to some of the bollocks that he used to spout, and I got a 'care to expand on that?' type of message.

I didn't, as I couldn't be bothered with all his shit, so just ignored it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Bestseller in the making
Meg Ryan will play you, Hanks is down for the Goat.

Will they? Won't they? Yes, they probably will.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I'm gonna get some nom noms.
And maybe find a site of monkey sex. Bless their little purple arses, and habit of flinging shit around.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)