Marks and Spencers are having a 1p sale this Friday.
The 1p items are Christmas socks, card games, children’s puzzles, handkerchiefs, money boxes, tea-towels, mugs, notebooks, ties, knickers, key-rings, Christmas chocolates and Yule logs.
That's fhe family pressies sorted then. I'm gonna stock up on chocolates, and knickers, for my cross dressing days.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:54, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ASK A QUESTION OR WE WON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I'M CONFUSED!!! WHAT DO I DO?????

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)

*runs in circles clapping and crying*
*breaks down in the corner*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)

but... but...
Brain no work. How can I be condescending without a question to set me up?
( djtrialprice, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Ssssh it's ok!
"What would you like to cost 1p?"
That ok?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:04, Reply)

aaaah finally
YOUR MUM!
( djtrialprice, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Brilliant
Pffft
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

...and balance is restored to the Kingdom of OT

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Don't shout.
It's not big or clever.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Good luck with that
They'll be 100,000 screaming women lining up for hours to get in for that sort of thing, they'll all be giving it the 'big elbow' too... last time M&S did a 1p sale people went friggin' insane - nutters.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

James May mentioned you AGAIN last night
and it wasn't even a repeat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Hahaha
I saw it!! He likes his flim-flams! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Don't we all?
You adorable, six-titted little net elf
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Huzah
I am pretty gosh darn ace
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

The thought of it fills me with dread
And mornin!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Me too!
I saw the pictures from last time they did it... eeeep, women turn into freaks when sales are on...

Woman 1: OH MY GOD A JUMPER FOR £3!
Woman 2: But its all covered in someones makeup and its the wrong size for you and Gok Wan says that colour won't suit you?
Woman 1: BUT ITS £3!! I wonder if they have it in other colours?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

"Ooh what a lovely tunic"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

IT'S MINE, IT'S MINE
*elbows*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Isn't it only delivery that's 1p?
www.marksandspencer.com/
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Not according to the Daily Maul
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1185000/Penny-pandemonium-M-amp-S-1p-sale-ends-chaos-thousands-leave-handed.html
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

But that was back in May
Not this Friday.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Haha I didn't even look at the date.
I just googled to see what was going daaahn on the streets.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Twiggy is still doable.
For her age that is. She's porked up a bit though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Oh daily mail comments, how I love you.
"How did all these people manage to get there? Don't they work? I wouldn't of minded having a butchers, but have had to go in to work instead, while those who are probably on benefits and get everything for free anyway have been able to take advantage of all the 1p goodies!
- Sam, London, 20/5/2009 15:47"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Hehehehe
Ah Sam from London you're a special person! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I'd bet 50p
that Chomp's real name is Sam
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:37, Reply)

It's not,
I'm going to go on a spending spree in M&S with my winnings.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

But if you made ten trips
you could have fifty items! Just think of all the pants you could hoard, you could decorate a whole room
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

A pants room?
You'd be living the dream Chompy!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

He'd be the envy of us all
Women would throw themselves at him, and only leave with a slightly sour taste in their mouths
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

That would be the semen.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

semen Psychochomp-induced self hatred
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)

*nods*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Ewwww...
you filthy tart, does DiT know about this?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Yup
Mwahahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Bloody open relationships
They make me sick, sick I tell you

*gazzes address*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Nah.
www.moneysavingexpert.com/deals/high-st-sales-diary

You can only buy 5 items which is a bit of a bummer.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Pffffft
Bummer
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Ahhh.
What a shame I have no appetite for tat.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

5 Yule logs,
will satisfy my appetite for sugary things.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

buying 1p presents for people is pikey
put some effort in people, unless it's for Uncle Bob the worst ventriloquist in the world; he put's his hand up me and tells me not to talk.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)