Hmmm,
that doesn't cause as much controversy as the Gilmore Girls. I was hoping for something a little more provocative.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I wish I was watching Gilmore Girls
You don't even like it. You should be here in this office and I should be on your sofa.
Where's God when you need it!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

There is no god.
See the thread below but one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

That's why I said it
I thought God might appear and prove everyone wrong.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Ah, well you see
_{I'm god. But don't tell the others, they'll all want to ask me lots of questions that I really can't be arsed to answer.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I knew you were there all along
I'm sorry about not getting confirmed but I don't think you're fussed on Catholics anyway.
Thanks for that thing you did that time when I asked you to. It really pissed me ex off and it made me happy for ages.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

No, thanks for not bothering with the confirmation,
it's just another bloody answerphone message I'd have to listen to. It's bad enough having to listen to everyone getting married - why do you think I created registry offices?

As for your ex...well, he was an arse anyway. Anything else I can do for you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I'll just think my request. I don't want this lot seeing it
" "
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Ooh, you saucy little minx!
Well, I don't see why not...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Ah thanks dude.
You know I always do something nice in return.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

And I look forward to your erotic goat sacrifice

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Where does one find an erotic goat?

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I think Bert and Al may have exhausted our natural supply
when goat sex was a meme on here (how many months ago was that?)

I shall have to use my godly influence to eroticise some more of them. The poor things are all sexed out at the moment.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I'll be erotic enough for me and the goat
Even if it has those mocking goat eyes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Could I have multiple orgasms please and thank you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Are you getting that?
If you don't feel anything in the next five minutes I'll put it in the post.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I don't mean right this minute.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Oh you're too fussy
I always trust God's judgement. Proper get out of the way you heathen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Ah. Too late...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

EH!!
It's My God, not yours! Don't tire him out. I really need this thing, right.
if you promise to leave God alone for a while, I'll gaz you a gif of the prayer my nana gave me that gets you a man.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)