Motorcyclists
you are cunts. All of you, without exception. Just because you can fit between two vehicles on a motorway doesn't mean you have the right to force your way between the vehicles and then kick my front wing as you go past because you thought I should have moved over more to let you through.

Any motorcyclist that dies in a collision with a car deserves it for driving such a stupid vehicle.

I should just add that if any of you have friends or relatives who were killed riding motorbikes then I'm sorry, but they were a cunt and you're better off without them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:39, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it's a reasonable point

( well, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:41, Reply)

Thank you

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:49, Reply)

Erm
I'm getting my license next year, but I promise not to be a twadge. Not all motorcyclists are, promise.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:45, Reply)

I do agree, though, that because you're on a bike doesn't mean you can go around undertaking people and travelling at 1,000mph.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:46, Reply)

I don't mind them doing it
if the traffic is stopped, or barely moving, but I was going about 20mph through some roadworks and there was a big lorry next to me. I'm not going to keep checking my mirror and moving over just because there's an impatient cunt behind me.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:51, Reply)

But actually what pissed you off wasn't the fact it was a motorcyclist, was it?
It was because it was "an impatient cunt" on a motorbike.
And the fact the knob kicked yer car.
You know I HATE disagreeing wid ya but not ALL motorcyclists are cunts. I'm a biker and I'm way too fluffy to be a cunt.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)

It was the fact that it was a motorcyclist.
I despise motorcyclists, they are all cunts, they all accelerate as fast and as loudly as they can in built up areas, they undertake and overtake dangerously. As close as possible ALL motorcyclists are cunts. The few that aren't are a statistical anomaly and can safely be removed from the dataset. You probably think that you don't ride your bike like a cunt, but you do, and everyone that knows you thinks your a cunt because of your stupid motorbike. Well, partly because of your stupid motorbike.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I like the way everyone's posting caveats against any offence caused.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:51, Reply)

Caveat?
I'm pretty sure what I said at the end wasn't a caveat against offence, it was intended to offend anyone who thought I might have been joking.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:52, Reply)

I usually give up reading your posts before the end.
No offence.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Forum banter, no offence, etc.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:56, Reply)

I'll give you no offence when I'm round at your house.
Because your mum is going to be there and I always like to make a good impression on other peoples parents.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:58, Reply)

You total suck up.
My Mum will love you, I'm sure.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 19:00, Reply)

You bet she will
in your bathroom while your loading the van. Then again in my car when I give her a lift to your new place.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 19:02, Reply)

D'you have a flat bed truck?
You might need one.

EDIT: I AM NOT SAYING MY MUM IS ON THE LARGER SIDE. She just likes to spread out.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)

They say...
...any hole's a goal.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 19:34, Reply)

My ex wife rode a motorbike
And ironically will be dead soon. Does that help?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Pah
I'm in the process of getting my bike license at the moment. You'd be surprised at the number of cuntish car drivers out there!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Well maybe you should all take a leaf out of my book, start riding your horse to work. Mind you those indistrial size shit scoopers are expensive.
(vv STONED vv is also my Xbox live gamertag, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Sorry to have to say this Dok
but the reason those car drivers appear to be being cuntish is because of you on your motorbike.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:08, Reply)

Im going to buy a bike tomorrow!
I've always wanted a surefire way to increase my cunt quota. Do I need all that gay leather clothing too or will simply owning one make me a cunt even if I can't ride it?
( Peej, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I enjoy nothing more
Than waking up various oblivious to the world arseholes who have nearly knocked my off my bike by giving their car a good fecking kick.

The look on their faces as they look up from fiddling with their cd player, smudge their lipstick or drop their phones mid conversation is priceless.

Wankers the lot of them!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:12, Reply)