Have a shave.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:55, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this sounds like an off the cup remark but it really is the best advice,
you can't do everything at once, but you can have a shave and personal hygiene is important for self respect.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:01, Reply)

do you mean off the cuff?
or is off the cup a phrase I am not familiar with

you make a good point though. getting your appearance together will help with the other stuff.

it's hard to feel good about yourself if you don't look good. and if you don't look good people will treat you as if something is wrong, which will make things worse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I'd like to think
He's been saying "off the cup" for years thinking it's a genuine phrase, to the bemusement of a listener.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

a mate and I once overheard another mate on the phone
saying he was "en croute" somewhere.

we almost died with laughter every time we brought it up for months afterwards. When we mentioned it to him he insisted he said it on purpose. I know that that is not the case. He didn't know we were listening, he wouldn't have been joking with the person he was talking to, and I suspect he didn't know what en croute meant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

A friend of mine always says
hypochondriact which amuses me as she often mocks others for being retarded.

Another friend obviously heard the phrase 'lackadaisical' once and thought it was a good one as she reuses it on an almost daily basis. However, she says lacksydaisy, which always amuses me.

Although I confess that I only recently realised that Inspiral Carpets were called Inspiral Carpets and not Spiral Carpets. In my defence, this is because whenever anyone refers to Clint Boon, they describe him as 'that guy who was in Inspiral Carpets' and they practically slur their words, being grim northerners.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

A bloke I work with also says lacksydaisical,
and unindated amongst others.

It unfuriates me.
(TheColonel, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

That is truly hilarious

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:20, Reply)

My mother had a friend
who apparently greatly enjoyed the works of 'Roland Dahl'


*belms*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Hehehehe
You and your belming.

My brother can't say the word melt, he pronounces it milt e.g. 'I left an ice cube on the side and it milt'... this is what growing up in The Fens does to a person.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

is he south african?
or new zealand...ian?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Not unless
he's adopted... which would explain a lot.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I figure that most brothers are adopted
fairly sure my oldest one was
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:33, Reply)

A man's gotta have a hobby
Mine happens to be belming

*shrugs*


*belms*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Fair enough
*belms back*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

*runs crying to cr3*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Rubbish
You belm at one man :(

Also you can't run to the mods about MEEEEE! I'm all different kinds of amazing, you big girl!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

are you like Bubble from Absolutely Fabulous?
just curious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Nope
I don't have a squeaky voice, apparently I have quite a 'posh voice' although what that actually means is anyone’s guess!? I also dress like a normal person.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Yeah I meant off the cuff,
I'm a retard.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

That's a better way of putting what I said below
I know what I mean... that's the main thing!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

And chisel the smeg out, whilst you're at the sink.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Are you Craig Charles?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:33, Reply)

No.
I'm Rimmer.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

You're a Rimmer, that's for sure

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

*rims*
and again.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I told you to talk about doughnuts
Look what happens when you don't take my advice!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Are you talking about this or what happened last night?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Last night
I'm just about up to speed. I told you doughnuts are the way forward man and fluttering of the eyelashes... I bet you didn't do either of these things!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I'm not much of a flutterer

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Bums
Then you will need to join my doughnut masterclass instead!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I'll try to persuade someone to go to Krispy Kreme,
... the pregnant girl would be an easy target, I just have to mention food and she goes crazy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Now you're thinking
with a doughnut brain my friend! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I agree
You can't change your face mate.

I find a good shave helps me get going if I'm feeling grim.

And I mean of the facial kind. Not that kind of facial either.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)