I think I know how you feel.
I have had a similar thing this morning but without the actual mirror.
I'm not gonna go into specifics at the moment, I'm gonna save that for a thread when I have the time to think it through properly.
Having a shave is probably a good idea. Sorting yourself out needs to start somewhere.
Take care!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I hate to be the bearer of bad bullying
but why is it that only people with really insignificant problems get all depressed and beat themselves up about it? I mean look at Monty (no offence intended here), he's going through a pretty shit time from the sound of it, but he's holding it together.

So unless somebody's dead, dying or going to prison, man-up, put on a cheery face and get out there to have some fun, mofo.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I am holding it together
I am - but you need an outlet, don't you?

B3ta helped me before and I have a couple of good friends (sorry i've not been in touch you two) as a result of the outlet.

I'll man up once I get my head heading on the right path.
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Of course you do, I didn't mean to come across as harsh in any way
I'm sure that you'll sort yourself out and be alright before you know it, but you're better off relying on friends and people who know you than posting on the internet. Sure there are helpful people here, but there are also cocks like me who are always going to reply 'OMGGETOVERITYOUBIGGIRLIEMAN'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)

it's ok
everyone knows you are a big ugly bender with no control over the idiotisms that tumble from your fingers onto the interwebs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Hahaha
Summed up, perfectly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

*shaves monkeysex*
and his furry tail.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Believe me
it needs it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I'd like a tail.
I'd get up to all sorts of furry shenannigans if I had one.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Oh, I thought you meant my cock

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I did.
The long one which trails behind you.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Yeah
that's my cock alright

*looks over shoulder*

Hiya cock, how you doing?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

You talk to your cock?
Does it answer?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)

It says
'Hellooo.. is it me you're looking for...?'

/Lionel Ritchie is my penis
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

It's a black guy,
with a dodgy hairstyle?
Cool.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Absolutely
I have no idea why it's so tanned, it has massive lips and dodgy hair, as well as a string of pop hits in the late 70s and the 80s
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Seeing as you have no idea what problems I'm facing you're not really in a position to describe them as insignificant.
Same goes for JTW, he didn't specify either yet you assume his problems are insignificant.

What I'm going through at the moment is pretty fucking serious, I can assure you of that.
I would rather be re-experiencing my divorce than going through this.
But as I said earlier I'm gonna thread it when I know what I need to say.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I just find that those with really serious problems
are the ones who keep them to themselves, maybe confide in a friend or two, but don't post about it on the internet.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:33, Reply)