Well
I've replied Lu

I know this isn't **the** place for therapy but sometimes an anonymous post can make you read what's going on, step back and think.

My friends will help, but there is always the chance that someone who has been through this sort of thing can offer another perspective (as they already have)

I have enough sense to not come here exclusively for help....

If I have a "I'm having too much sex" problem, this will be where I'll come.... Not literally, of course :-)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nobody on here would be able to give you advice about having too much sex.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Ahem

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

sex
with yourself doesn't count
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Damn
Does the disappointment never end?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

All to quickly in your case.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

You've been speaking to the Mrs, haven't you?
Are you the bloke she's been seeing on the side?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I'm working on it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

"it"?
That's no way to talk about my woman, you fiend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Of course it is, you've seen her.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)

She's beeeeeeyoooootiful
and don't you dare say otherwise ready-meal-for-one, or I shall unleash a kind of hell like you've never seen before
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:22, Reply)

How dare you say I eat ready meals.
I'm going to gaz the mods.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Alright then
You cook yourself meals made entirely out of fresh ingredients, but because you're alone and nobody loves you you always have to put half in a bit of tupperware and save it for the next day.

Unless you're a lardo.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Ha, I don't live alone!
the rest of your post is accurate.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:38, Reply)

What about
SpankyHanky? Oh I see...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I'll be able to help more with that one
my cock looks like it's been through a mangle.

Everybody has already said it, but depression/suffering and serious problems are something we all go through. You'll be alright bucko, some day you'll marry a chimney sweep, someday you'll have kids, you'll be happy for a while, and then it'll all be torn away from you again, and that chimney sweep wil start poking about in somebody else's flue. If you know what I mean.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

We ALWAYS know what you mean.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Best life advice ever ^^

I await the commisioning of the monkysex Kyle show
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)