As long as it's proper nice sushi
and not the shit you get in Tesco
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:48, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Sexface went through the pile of mail that has been building up over the months.
He found some Marks'n'Sparks vouchers curtasy of sky.

I gave him one of the vouchers and one to my cleaning lady, as they both just completely sorted out my office.

Question now is; Can I actually eat £30 of marks'n'sparks sushi in one sitting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

If anyone can
GONZ CAN!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Sushi Bash !
The rules are this....

- Two small pieces do not count as one big piece. Three small pices count as two big ones though.
- I don't like the ginger so anyone can have that.
- If the majority of people decide to have a wassabi'n'soy-sauce dip, rather than indvidually applying them to the sushi, no scraping the bottom to get all the good bits unless you're on your last piece.
- If doing dip, 3 seconds is the most you get.
- Not all sushi pieces are made equal; no hogging the prawn, everyone gets at least one tuna..
- Vegtable pieces, no matter what their size, equate to a small piece.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Vegtable sushi
is a cop out, if it didn't have feathers or scales, it shouldn't be sitting on top of my rice.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Ooooh me and DiT got some of those M&S vouchers
from Sky at the beginning of the year. They came in handy for a proper shop at M&S. They actually have some really good deals on food there... I should say that quietly though just in case Tesco hear me and come and get me
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

They is going to come and fuck you RIGHT UP.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

I can already hear the glass smashing
as they fly through the windows on ropes armed with Tesco Value Baguettes and those dodgy Value Teacakes.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

That's exactly what mine was from.
PROPER tescos, unlike the fake harlotte that broke my heart across the road, is awesome, way higher in the rankings than what people would generaly expect.

I'm not quite sure what to make out of Budgins though, I've been to one that's like a mini Harrod's Food Hall, but I've been to ones that are worst than costcutter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I think Budgins is like Lidel
There are good ones and there are very very very scary ones... I think I have only been in a bad Budgins once, I was helping a mate buy cheap stuff for a house party... it was an experience.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

I've never been to Lindli.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

They have these amazing BIG bags of ready salted
crinkle crisps that are A-MAZING! I only go for that and the deals on Pepsi cans they sometimes have! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

AAAARGH
I just realised that you're that bloke everyone loves
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Fuck Off
your daily posts about your shit life are tedious and dull. And I hate fishing and your cats are badly named too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I don't have any cats
My daughter does though, Charlie and Dora.

I was about to say that I think I'm finally starting to 'get' 9onzo, the other night he made me laugh more than any of you lot have in years
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I have no idea how to respond to this.... or even why I feel I should.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Take it as a compliment

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Also; tesco sold me some brown guwackamoli
And the guy wouldn't give me a free drink, so I'm going to send them another letter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)