+ haven't got a girlfriend who buys me socks

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

her taste in socks and her taste in men must be similar.
cheap, tacky and made of aids.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Hahaha!
Nah, she got me them because I'm such a nice guy in real life, she calls me her 'Superman'.

She got me a Superman figurine too, and you can dress him up like Clark Kent, but I lost his glasses, and he looks like a mental patient in their jim jams
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

No she got you them
because she's slightly retarded and on her day trip to the supermarket they were the only thing in the reject bin that her pocket money could buy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I hope your future wife
has relations with a horse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Your current mrs already has the tail of a horse
and you have the teeth of a horse.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

3/10 Poor effort
It's not a real tail, it's one of them fluffy butt plugs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)