so, why do you sit there pressing F5 when no one is posting?

( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:57, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't.
I press #*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)

i usually click the refresh button myself

( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

I have no mouse.
Well I do have a mouse, just not on my phone.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

on mine i have to press menu then touch the refresh icon,
i'm not sure if there's a keyboard shortcut
( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

kills time
not really. I've been making a fire to sit in front of, and eating delicious pancetta, butternut squash and scallop risotto.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:07, Reply)

i'm not really a fan of food

( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

but really I haven't been, I've been working like
honest
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:08, Reply)

i can't really browse the internet at work
which is probably for the best
( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

probably
*yawn* oh yes, time for a nap
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

There might be girls.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

i might be a girl
but now you mention it, this place does get a little creepy at times in that regard
( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

THAT'S IT I'M GAZZING CR3

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:51, Reply)

oh not again
i'm already on the watch list :(
( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)

i think i might start hanging around here, it seems to me my kind of laid back chillaxed kind of forum

( mongychops, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 21:17, Reply)

that was my impression too

( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 21:19, Reply)

They'll only get word of your rep Mongy and start asking you to fuck cunt's shit up for them.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 21:25, Reply)

i just read the popular page stuff, this place is a little bit rough i think, lots of hurts been thrown around, i wouldn't like any of that stuff

( mongychops, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 21:29, Reply)

don't pay attention to any of that
the evening shift is where it's at
( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Oh wow, I keep forgetting that this place is here.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Ah dunno but mebbies it's coz ahm a cunt?
Like you bunch ov cunts LOL
(Queen Cunt of Cuntland The Queen of the Cunts!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:09, Reply)

i didn't realize that comedy accounts had spread to this place

( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:15, Reply)

They don't call them comedy accounts over here. They're sockpuppets or some shit.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:17, Reply)

that's a bit web 2.0 for me

( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Meatpuppets
Funny when they get hit with the banhammer though.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Yeah, it sounds hilarious.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Wot da fuck you talkin bout? Comedy wot?
Cunt ;-)
only messin dont fink you is a cunt realy cos you b pritty funny man
(Queen Cunt of Cuntland The Queen of the Cunts!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:21, Reply)

you type just like that comedy chav voice that Adam Buxton sometimes does
coincidence?
( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:22, Reply)

I was wondering how long it would take you to make your way over here.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Like what? From whatever bitch
Do I evn now you?
Dont b dissin me for like no reesn bitch
howz de animals? Any dead 2day?
Bet you fuckin offed dem innit
(Queen Cunt of Cuntland The Queen of the Cunts!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:26, Reply)

I shall consider myself well and truely told.
Firm handshakes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:31, Reply)

ahm not evn touchn DAT hand cos dats da wun ya kill dem animals wiv
Yeah?
Ya fuckin know
it !
(Queen Cunt of Cuntland The Queen of the Cunts!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Rite Ma fuckin battry in Ma

(Queen Cunt of Cuntland The Queen of the Cunts!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Rite Ma fuckin battry in Ma fuckn iPhone iż fukt innit
Ahm lik gahn da. Fuckn pub n shit
fu k yer cunts
see yrsv 2moZ?
:)?XXX
(Queen Cunt of Cuntland The Queen of the Cunts!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 22:51, Reply)

That would have taken ages to type on an iphone because of all the correcting thinggymijiggy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 23:04, Reply)

it does seem like the kind of thing an iphone user would post though

( well, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 23:06, Reply)

i can say with no hesitation
that my £10 green laser from hong kong, is the most impressive, pound for pound, gadget i have ever seen in my life. It may well break tomorrow, but i've already had £10 of thrills from it....4 car crashes and 2 light aircraft, downed.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Because
My wife won't let me look at porn without her
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 3:29, Reply)