I just farted and it smelled of daffodils.
What did you think of the new Doctor Who last night? It freaked me out a bit. Water-puking zombies eh? Alternatively, what was the best/worst thing about your weekend?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:00, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Because you touch yourself at night
/ac
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Huh?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Doctor Who is shit
because you touch yourself at night. It's fairly simple really.

EDIT You edited your post, you fucker
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Self-toucher.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:11, Reply)

I don't deny those allegations
but as my Mrs is a barrister-to-be, you'll have a hard time proving it in court.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:12, Reply)

I missed it : (
I was watching Dead Snow. Who knew the Swedish were so funny.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Dr Who was great,
not for anything about the baddies or the shit special effects or the annoying robot. Purely because it was one of those episode where you realise what a bastard the Dr is.

woman "no one should have that much power"
Dr "tough"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:05, Reply)

He should be a bastard all the time.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:12, Reply)

He is a lot of the time,
that's the only reason to watch it. He's basically genocidal.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:15, Reply)

I do like the fact that he strives to wipe out entire species
just because they have issues with humans.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:17, Reply)

The worst thing about the weekend was
I was just sitting down to watch Dr Who and the wife told me to do the washing up and I am such a little bitch with a massive thumbprint on my forehead that I actually went and did it.

The best part was finding a tenner blowing about in the gales we Cornish have been having and then finding Tescos had a litre bottle of Scotch on offer for a tenner. I had a drunken weekend.
( Peej, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:09, Reply)

Best thing: Dressing up like a cat on Friday night
or the dream I had last night, which is going to make me millions.

Worst thing: Stupid thunderstorms waking me up at 6 every day
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:12, Reply)

you fucking furry.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:26, Reply)

AM NOT
It was a big fancy ball I was invited to at a posh hotel, and there was no furry-ness about it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Yiff yiff yiff

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:46, Reply)

I fucked that albino squirrel too, you know

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Best
Playing around on dive clubs new boat, even if it was bloody freezing and my hands are all bruised from holding onto the side ropes to stop myself from falling in the sea.

Worst: finding out, just after getting back on dry land, that my favourite uncle had died on Friday. Still, he was 94, so a decent innings.

And Doctor Who was pretty good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Is he still warm...?
*puts barrel of shotgun in mouth*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Doctor Who
was great. It was interesting seeing the Doc as a bit of an arrogant bastard.

Looking forward to the Christmas episodes now.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Not a Dr Who man, I'm afraid
Best thing: my little sister whom Bert finds so hilarious finally met my daughter for the first time, it went brilliantly and I had a great time.
Worst: I found out, in front of my wealthy and mortgage free sister, that only one of my cards will give me money now. Panic-inducing and embarrassing in equal measures.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:08, Reply)

If I didn't have you on ignore
I'd probably have said that your weekend sounds really sweet, and I'm glad your sister had a great time with your daughter. I find it uplifting and moving that they had a great time together.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:19, Reply)

It's a shame that you have me on ignore, then isn't it?
Otherwise I'd now be thinking that you were actually a decent human being with simply an inappropriate sense of humour (a charge levelled at me on numerous occasions), instead of thinking you're a massive cheese-reeking bellend.

Ah well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

It's certainly unfortunate
that's for sure
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I haven't seen Dr Who yet
But I do have it downloaded. Speaking of Who, I just spotted on the corporate intranet that Sarah-Jane Smith joined in October as a contractor. Made me smile.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Two dead badgers in a sack
could act better than that daft cow.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I'd buy that for a dollar

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)