Female lead?
What pish is this? Everybody knows that women can't act, this will be an all-male lead cast. Women will be around in the background for titilation and being attacked by zombie purposes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's what I meant by lead

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)

They'll be nameless, faceless, talentless nobodys
none of these over-pampered hollywood women
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Aww, you created a role for Chompy then?
how sweet of you to think of her
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

What on earth are you doing here during the day?
Would you like the role of Zombie #419?

That's the one that gets to eat the cock of the hapless background character Bertius Monkington-Smythe
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Nah, that part requires someone with panache and style beyond my abilities, I choose...Bert Reynolds
I've got the week off to study for my exams.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

You can't have Bert eating Bert cock
the paradox could destroy the universe.

Unless you mean Burt Reynolds?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

But this is Zombie Bert Reynolds, it's a fictional character and I'm avoiding libel here.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I see
I suppose we could Victorian-ise his moustasche a bit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

But then he'd be Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs of NY

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:57, Reply)

But with a massive cigar
and a manly chest. This is getting me worked-up
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

http://www.filmsnmovies.com/video/4386/gangs_of_new_york_whoopsie_daisy/

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I've seen it
it was rubbish
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)

YM

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Yeah
I've had her, she's rubbish too
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

That's totally out of order becky,
I have a face.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

POKERFACE

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)