Can any of them play that Wonderwall song on the guitar? I like that one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What? No Mario López?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Saved by the Bell!
...der-ner-ner think I'll never make it on time, so I give myself a look and I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by

It's aaalright, cos I'm saved by the bell. Screech was great. And Zack. And Elisabeth Whatsherface
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Why aren't there any black men on that list?
There must be a huge mistake because Will Smith isn't on there.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Will Smith is about the only black guy I've ever had the horn for.
Him and Andi Peters.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

and Shadow from Gladiators

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Although I did snog Eddie Murphy in a dream once.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

+as the donkey from Shrek

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I wish.
It would have been less yucky.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Andi Peters is a massive bender
you can tell by the i and his campness
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Dispite the fact that he can't spell his name, he's quite the cook.
I think he won Celeb Master Chef.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

He's too old
Gotta be pre-pubescent to be on the list it would seem
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

To be fair, if you're in your mid 30s, you wouldn't be using the word 'heart-throb' to describe some bloke.
You'll probably be using the word of your day, "Gosh darn it, jee weepers, what a swell dreamboat".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:02, Reply)

The word of the day in 1950s America, you mean?
Also, are you suggesting Becky is in her mid-thirties?
*waits for death punch*
( thealternativefact, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

He was talking about her number of sexual conquests


BANNED
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

You'd be wrong then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I was kidding, lighten up

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Oh I have treaclechops, don't you worry :)
Biscuit?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

What kind of biscuit?
*sniffs*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Whut whut whut?
I haven't even hit early 30s yet. Let alone mid thirties you 'orrible lot
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I wasn't being horrible.
But I was hoping Gonz was so he could get punched in the face.
( thealternativefact, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I couldn't do it. I just couldn't

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Yeah' clendrix, I told you she hasn't hit late 30s yet.ssss

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:13, Reply)

She hasn't hit you yet, either.
But that could change.
( thealternativefact, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:15, Reply)

She's hit on me before.
I imagine it's quite a similar experiance.

Disclaimer: I was jokin about her hitting on me, should you be a white knight in shining armer, please don't call in the mods.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)