It's marvellous when that happens, isn't it?
I tracked an ex one mine down, she still looked beautiful in her FaceBook photos... Arse the size of Bulgaria when I met her though, it made my heart do a smile
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

good stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Stick it where it stinks, bushface

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:22, Reply)

oh god.
I just laughed so hard I got lemonade on my psychology books! "bushface" *snorts*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Arf
IOU one Psychology qualification
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:27, Reply)

trade it for laughs instead.
psychology is easy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Or is it....?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:35, Reply)

err yeah?
I barely study and get straight A's in it. This is the one exam I'm not worried about at all. I know all the content - I'm just lazily going over my notes one last time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Or are they just using psychology to lure you into a false state of security?
Maybe the real test is whether or not you can figure out how Derren Brown trims is beard so neatly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Quite clearly, he does it slowly and carefully,
with a pair of small scissors.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Quite clearly, he does it slowly and carefully,
with a pair of small scissors.
He uses a mix of magic, misdirection and psychology
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)

oh fuck you monkeychops

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Mmmm... baby

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Rubbish
he uses the power of his mind.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)

did you watch the 3D stuff last night?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:46, Reply)

I did! I did! I did! I did!
ASK ME
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

did you watch the 3D stuff last night?
what did you think?

I thought Derren Brown was being weird. Not his usual calm, cool self
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:50, Reply)

He's often quite weird
It was as disappointing as I was expecting it to be.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:55, Reply)

it was more disappointing
the 3D stuff was really quite shit and most of the magic was crappy too. His venice thing was ok.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:56, Reply)

But that was a repeat
it's been shown before. I wasn't expecting much, 3D anything is rarely more than a gimmick that never really achieves what it sets out to.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:58, Reply)

I hadn't seen it before
you are right about 3D. stupid waste of time. things look a bit 3D, but mostly they just look blurry.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:59, Reply)

and it's impossible to wank with those stupid glasses on your face

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Ignore that twat
I didn't, I was out, with real people (well, one of them was off the interent) watching Alice in Chains.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)

how awesome were Alice in Chains?
they were so good when I saw them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:53, Reply)

When I first heard they had a new singer and I saw photos of him
I was a bit dubious as he looks a bit foppish, but then I heard the new album and I was impressed with his voice, and then seeing them last night was just incredible. My favourites were Down in a Hole, Black Gives Way to Blue, Man in a Box and Rooster.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I hadn't heard them with new singer before I saw them
and while he is foppish looking, he can sing really well and harmonises with jerry cantrell well, which is the important thing.

I don't know the new stuff well, but they played a load of classics when I saw them. Best ones were Angry Chair, Would and Rooster.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

that's a little harsh
and it's more of a thicket
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:24, Reply)

You're the David Bellamy of B3ta
'Weach for the Swowd'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:27, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:29, Reply)