^bugger I look like a right grumpy cunt don't I!
To be fair to the till monkey's though, I worked in an off license for a few years when I was a student and was a license holder for a while - shitty managers kept stealing stock and getting caught, so that dubious honour belonged to me - and I sometimes got it wrong with ID'ing people who were old enough to drink, but I wouldn't ask the same people over and over again to produce ID unlike the cunts in supermarkets.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You think they remember you?
You think your face is so stunning that they have it seared onto their very souls?

Arrogant much?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:05, Reply)

They remember because she punches them in the face
like a true b3tan.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I like this idea

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Oh yeah, this too :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I endorse this approach

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:15, Reply)

This was when I was going into the same Sainsburys every single day to buy cigarettes at the same time, being served by the same hatchet faced old cunt
We would have the same argument every day because she was an uppity fucker.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

You should have taken chickenladys advice.
Or, you know, stopped smooking.

edit - or even smoking.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Chickenlady's advice
that has a nice ring to it.

For all your lifestyle needs - Chickenlady's advice.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)

You should totally start an advice thread every day. I'd read it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Good idea
*goes off to start advice thread*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Will you give
sexual advice?

(Not that I would ever need it, it's for a friend who's too shy to ask.)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I am. No point quitting before exams though. Lots of point quitting after them

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)